i gotta say, im pretty ignorant of what a messed up wiener might look like. they've always kinda looked the same...from what ive seen??

there was that one dude who's wife cut it off and threw it out the car window and then they reattached it...
yeah, that was kind of not so good looking.

It's not that there is anything really WRONG with some of the ones that I see... It may just be a preference thing. It's the veins and curves and colors and, god. I have to stop. Gag. Just ew.

You know the Thing? The orange rock guy from the Fantastic Four. Yeah. He has an orange rock dick. Think about how he feels. You think he likes that? What can he fuck? A boulder with a hole in it ?

Did you just ask me if I knew the Thing? C'mon now. You know my entire brain bank of knowledge about Comics is what we've covered, so no... You have never told me about the Thing. But, poor fella.