set it down, you will get clowned.

WHO ARE YOU?

How did you do that?

we should turn this into a game of "mystery date".

I hope I don't get the Dweeb. That's worse than Milhouse.

PEDOPHILE GLASSES I FUCKING SEE U

who am i? i'm a clown on a tricycle covered in hepatitis q. who are you?

how did i do it? we were sifting through bags of christmas ephemera and she said "i like the pinocchio, but i don't want the rest of this crap." so when i picked up the bag, i noticed the SCARIEST clown thing in the world inside. when i got up to the register, old bones was behind me and she scowled. i simply responded, "i liked the pinocchio" and bailed....she was talking all the way out to my car, but fuck her. snooze you lose.

and here's the "clown thing."

wait

just copy/paste the link to the pic, my psychic vampire powers tell me you want to show us your clown thing.

I posted a bunch of new pics to my Flickr of my bathroom/closet 1

I want the inside of my brain painted the color of your bathroom, mirrors included.

ahh yes, a delightful mixture of peacock blue, teal, and shame

i'm twigby...

are you friendly?

It's not like she needed the pinnochio. I support this move.

are you friendly?

Friendly compared to whom?

Karl Rove or the mom from the "you're wasting perfectly good minutes" cellular commercials

Rove? I'd rather pet a rabid cobra with manic depression.

Yeah, but one minute, he's all slithering around your kitchen, eating whole eggs and swiffering your floor, the next minute, he's coiled up crying and watching Brief Encounter.

The thought of Rove as a cobra swiffering my floor makes me wanna win a mutant Rikki-Tikki-Tavvi to snap his fucking neck.

Too bad he can't be convicted of war crimes.

We could get jobs at the Hague as the paramilitary tribunal that gets to beat him about the face and legs with a hockey stick. You never know.

Yeah, I wouldn't want any weepy social-democratic Eurotrash in charge of that interrogation. You need American fortitude and can-do.