I mean who doesnt want random head from a vampire god?

those tongues scared me away from the details.

This is hilarious!

@sarah: the details are scarier than the tongue.

@b: i know, have you read the terms and conditions?

@b - aren't you curious what a poprocks oral sex session would entail?

doooooooooooooooooooooooood, alka seltzer.

wow. Everything is possible, isn't it? It's the American dream!

I didn't even get that far. Unforftunately for me I may have to go back and further read.