My dog just shit on the floor. Christ.

mmmmmm, i rate you as pumpkin pie and a damn fine bottle of bourbon on my awesome scale.

Ridiculously hot.

On the Scoville Heat Scale: 100,000 - 125,000 = Carolina Cayenne pepper

Why hello. I hope you're doing better.

Lindsayjean, you are a cup of irish coffee in the middle of a blizzard.

Ben Brown, you are a gold llame (lamme?) wrapped package of understatement.

Corey Hart, you are the one disfigured mini-corn dog in the package of six normal ones.

love love love love

I've missed your face, lindsayjean!

i've missed your hot ass, heather!

If you were a president you'd be Baberaham Lincoln

What should go here?
posted on Friday, Feb 27th by Consumatrix
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