Our plan to replace all the Starbucks with Tim Horton's so he feels at home is well behind schedule.

ok, sweep all the hipsters under the rug and stuff the starch shirt financial district ladder climbers in the closet. and let some more artsy gays outta the closet while you're at it. we need to represent.

I'll hide our recent financial difficulties with some hand-crocheted doilies.

Egads. Prop 8 is causing a bump under the rug.

MINE.

mine?

BIZZY!!! you should move to the city while -j is here so we can truly put on our best face.

I shoved the most aggressively homosexual guys into my closet.

Someone pick us up some maple scented air freshener next time you're at the store, okay?

I look forward to experiencing your huskie-less carriages.

That reminds me - we're gonna need snow. A lot more snow.

But we'll all DIE OF SNOW POISONING!

sweep all the scum off the streets. .

Eh? What's this all aboot now?

...sorry I took the easy out.

I am so so so so happy about this. Really really really!

*jumps up and down forever and then runs in hyper circles*

What the flip? WHERE.

it's aBOOT you have to start saying ABOOT