Vacuuming, sweeping and mopping is a great way to spend a paid day off.

and also important for nights you are optimistic about your date.

Impress her. Nothing impresses me more than a guy with a house cleaner than mine.

@paper: i have no idea if we're going to end up anywhere near my place, but that's no reason for it not to be clean.

@bmanda: i figure having a clean house can't hurt

@bmanda: wow, you're easy to impress :P

i once bought a mattress b/c i thought i was going to get a date w/this one girl. this was back when i first got out here and was in my "Ramen is a sixth food group" days. and was sleeping on the floor. sadly, it did not come to pass...

but, yes, the point is, it's important to Be Prepared!

which reminds me, did you put on clean Underoos today?

@garak: at least you still had a mattress afterward. and if nothing passes for me, my apartment will still be clean, which is nice all by itself.

@Andrew J: not really, that is one of the things that does though.

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