I was on a date the other night, and I was like, "Fuck you unicorn! What am I supposed to do with all these Rembrandt paintings? No one is going to believe they are real."

Wait... did I say a date? I meant acid. I was on acid.

ahahahahaha! that's a good one.

man, i heard a really good joke the other day. i was impressed with it's funniness. AND NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER IT.

did i say i heard a really good joke?

i meant acid, i was on acid...

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

(please don't hurt me. i'm fragile)

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