Yayyy!

I bet you'll be cute when you do it, too

OOOKKKK

ok

yes!

TRY IT BETCH

DO IT.

WOOHOO!

Sure, why not? You can dislike me rationally instead, if that's easier.

yay for being irrational! do meee?

Try me.

Why even bother with being irrational about it?

i am so getting started on this in like five minutes

POST HERE FOR ME TO HATE YOU

the very nature of this post makes me sad and happy.

like a baby-duck who is racist.

MINUS JAY PERIOD. i am currently disliking you because you only sent me one letter, even though it was multiple pages, and also because you are nice. being nice is for puppies and kittens, and who likes them anyways?

also i bet you snore.

This could be difficult. There are plenty of rational reasons to dislike me.

Ooo...pick me!

@pepperoni: you deliver what you promise. Thank you <3!

MIZ SARAH. i dislike you for not ever cooking for me. i know you "invite" me sometimes and would "gladly" cook for me if i were to show up... OR SO YOU SAY. also i am pretty sure your relationship is only good in order to make me jealous. it's a nefarious plan.

ooh, me me plz.

:o)

TWIGBY TWIGGLESTEIN OF TWIGSYLVANIA. you are the worst. i dislike you for being so into music. i mean, really? there are so many more important things in life, like paris hilton and also ME. plus why haven't you ever come down here to meet me? that's fucked up twigby. you're a bad person.

NATURELLE RIVERA. stop changing your name. it makes it hard for me to keep track of all the reasons i dislike you, which include but are not limited to:

1. you have not posted any sven partymaan pics in a while, and lordy i miss that bananahammock. FAIL.

2. your baby pictures are too cute. it's like you are just trying to fool people into believing you're not a bad person, which clearly you are.

3. you never finished reading the MK&A book to me.

also miami? are you kidding?

MAKELIKETOVA. wow. where do i begin. firstly i was totally in nyc and you didn't even want to meet me. you were probably (and understandably) intimidated by how much awesome i possess, but still. my minions should make an effort.

also you're as jewish as me, which is annoying and smells vaguely of latkes. DISLIKING YOU NOW.

HATE ME.

Irrationally.

AGENT LOVER. or should i say ALL AROUND BETCH AND PAPERDOLL WHOAR? what the fuck is up with the pandas and the hearts and everything? are you campaigning to be the queen of adorableness? i'm going to print out paper dolls of you and feed them through the shredder.

also i hate your boobs BECAUSE I CAN.

ETHAN. you are probably the worst of the bunch! always HELPING me find music on the internet? you're a dirty THIEF. and living in an adorable cottage like some dream mang? seriously cut that shit out. with your kitchenaid mixer and beardy face.

i can't believe an alternate universe version of me would be married to you. SHE MUST BE INSANE because you are 100% dislikable.

ok

SKANKO. oh this is good. your stupid red beard makes me so angry i could just pull it out one hair at a time. and everytime i think about you i see your butt in my head. THANKS A LOT JERK. you also are moving to chicago, which is like, a big thing, and who does that? who tries to start a new life with opportunity and freedom and fun?

lame people, that's who.

okaaaaaay

whoa, hey. do it.

WORF/BRANWELL. i hate you for not ranting on here more. your rants aren't all that entertaining to me anyways, but at least it's better than nothing. i also dislike how you never do victory variety hour anymore.

ALSO YOUR SHOES. i hate them.

LOVE WHAAAT/EMM: goddammit i am glad you posted here because i have been waiting to dislike you for a while. i can see in your picture that your face is not that bad, but i'm annoyed with it anyways. what the fuck are you doing in a box? someone should put the top on that box already.

also you have a boyfriend, which is clearly stupid.

Hate away

MUPAULLY: this is an easy one. remember that time you wore makeup? that's unrelated to how much i dislike you, i just wanted to make sure you knew i won't ever forget.

i can't believe you actually sent me consumating cards and stickers. what a tool! and your knowledge of christian laboutin is frightening.

plus white sneakers.

NO. I WANNA IRRATIONALLY DISLIKE YOU, with your stupid being absolutely gorgeous and your stupid being ridiculously brilliant and talented, and your stupid being the coolest kid in school and being nice to everyone. WHAT A JERK.

JASASIAN: the obvious reason i dislike you is because you are not sheldon. but also a nurse? really? like you want to help people or something? LAME. stop trying to play god, dumbass.

plus you never made me an awesome yellow jumpsuit, which would clearly be more attractive on this hot bod anyways.

yes please

I bet it has something to do with our pony disparity. Ponies = HATE.

You're right -- I should get booked on that show again. And my shoes are pretty bad. I have never been able to figure out shoes.

Louboutin, dummy. LET'S GO.

i am suddenly busy at work, but i will continue hating you soon.

I am so afraid of the grains of truth, but please, hate me.

That was amazing, Pepper. I'm glad that I know that you won't forget that time I wore makeup.

BECK POPPINS: it's so dumb how you want to dress like a victorian lady. i mean what? DRESSES AND CORSETS ARE FOR IDIOTS. also you keep talking about cute and strange things that seem like they're trying to delight me.

you're like a little ball of jubilance and that is disgusting.

i think you and johnny both think about my butt in that fashion. sorrrrrry.

i irrationally hate you

that irrationally stings.

now i will hula hoop in a corner.... irrationally.

CENTROPOMUS: i hear you're a creep, but frankly i dislike you too much to care. what the hell kind of name is centropomus? it's like a weird hippo/computer chip hybrid in my brain and you'd think that's cool BUT IT JUST IS NOT. not even a little.

also your girlfriend is too good for you. so is the cat.

:o

@johnny - i know you do. i've always known.

I'm scared.

that's not that hard

wha? i didn't even KNOW you were here. nobody told me. sadface

JAY DEF: god you're awful. and your glasses cause fire to come from my nostrils, that's how terrible they are. i bet you're just as bad in person, but i wouldn't know because I HAVEN'T MET YOU.

also your cat has white feet. WHY?? because she lacks the creativity (not to mention COJONES) to try something less expectedly cute.

ZEPHRON CARNELIUM: whenever i see your name i am possessed with the urge to punch something. preferably you.

i bet you smell like basement.

OOM MAO MAO: when i think of you, i think of grown men wearing diapers. also i wish you would comb your hair. one time you said something nice about me, but it was just one time. BAD CHOICE, SUCKER.

TONIGHTWILLFALL: god you're just so cute and mushy with your boyfriend. i don't have a boyfriend you know. just saying. JUST SAYING I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE HAPPY IS ALL. plus your car is ugly and you haven't driven me to berkeley lately.

that is not ok.

BIZZY: this is the easiest one yet. you're just a bad person. betty boop? hugs? sunshine and lollipops? stop being so happy, it's making me ill. plus you being hurt makes me mad. i dislike you for having been hit by a car.

DON'T DO THAT AGAIN OR I WILL FIND YOU.

EL INDIO: ugh you make me sick with your face and your eyes and your general existence. you have an eye for girl creeps, probably because YOU ARE ONE.

also you used to talk to me on gchat, thank goodness you stopped because that was infuriating.

MAKE ART: you're just a weevil killer and that is both sick and sad. plus you are not AMERICAN, which is repulsive. you do (if i'm not mistaken) have NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS, but unless you send them to me immediately, i will find you in contempt of court.

sentence: DISLIKED BY ME FOR ETERNITY.

XENU: you have ridiculous curly hair and sweet smile that is obviously a tool of the devil. plus you live in san francisco, which is lame. i mean, like i said about skanko, who moves away and tries to be happy?

plus your aim name is maddeningly adorable.

KIRSTY!: ugh you were in my dream last night trying to convince me to dye my hair blue. what a bitch. i also feel like you're probably a tiny person, and that makes me want to bat you around like CAT AND MOUSE.

also you have purloined my exclamation point. I'M GOING TO NEED THAT BACK IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

MOOSE ELAINE: there's something wrong with a person who doesn't like ponies. and canadians. one time at karaoke you sang goody two shoes and it was terribly fun and that's just not ok. you can't be fun and a talented dancer and a genuinely nice person. PICK ONE.

i'm on the mouse's side.

JUBILEE: you are too tall for starters, and own way too much eyeliner. and GLADIATOR SHOES? i seriously hate you for that.

you like manatees and your mom is adorable, but you're related to a SNAGON-TATTED person, so i think those all cancel one another out.

leaving me with this: YOU ARE IN NEW JERSEY. fail.

i was in your DREAM? that's amazing. unless you made it up for the sake of the irrational hate. i'm not sure i've ever dreamt about a gti'er.

also i am 5'2", i can only dream of seeing the world at such a height as you :(

waitaminute this isn't the peapod delivery website oh no i posted in the thread

ARIELSARA: ugh you sicken me with your FRIENDSHIP and STRONG WOMANNESS. it's really disturbing. you know how i feel about purple, so i won't even mention how repugnant it is. instead i will just say how your jawline makes me want to kill hobos because it's so photographable.

i like spotty more than i like you.

That was the sweetest hate I've ever experienced.

Also NJ is a big fail, you got that right.

JOHNNY: where do i start? first of all, you're half-black. i mean, only half? already a failure from conception. PICK A COLOR. it's not hard. we hang out sometimes, but not that often because I HAVE A CAR AND YOU DON'T. that's lame.

also you're not even 21! age already, so you stop making me FEEL SO OLD. what the fuck johnny.

Hey Ethan, SUCK IT.

kirsty you were in my dream! it was very weird. you worked at MTV.

You know, nothing personal, but you're not very good at disliking people.

@pepperoni - Wow! I like that my glasses cause you to breathe fire! :D

Ahahahah you love the dickmouse.

Alright, alright - hate me. Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, to borrow a line from Blue October.

i will have to finish this tomorrow- ihave to go get ready for my show tonight.

here for the hate, whenever it comes back

I just died laughing at mine.

i WISH i worked at MTV.

Wait, the new car or the blue one?

THE NEW ONE YOU JERK

now moving on

HENRIETTA: i dislike how you're all asian and creative. it's so stereotypical. plus why can't you get a less nerdy job? you're a walking offense to my pc sensibilities.

i still have that thing i made you, which is good because i dislike you so intently i probably wouldn't have sent it anyways. why did i even make it, i have no idea.

PINK LANTERN: ugh your hair obviously. it's so... pink. and you're so happy. WHY? it's not like you have a good life or cute dogs or a happy marriage or anything.

wait fuck.

CHIPMUNK: i dislike you for being named after a rodent. really? are we mice or are we men? WELL I THINK I KNOW YOUR ANSWER.

SEXDEATHROBOTS: your name is too much effort for me. again with the asian. that one time you puked in a bucket and took a picture and it was cute? how did that happen? i'm pretty sure you must be photoshopped.

HALON: i already told you, your hair is too standuppy.

plus you're so nice, and that as we all know is a sure sign that you're hiding something.

probably bodies.

STRANGERBOX: inviting me to rue lala? really? are you trying to buy my affections? BECAUSE IT WON'T WORK. i just don't like you. you're too skinny and you have a creepy boyfriend and you live in the boston area, and only weirdos are there, that's for sure.

I WOULD KNOW.

i think i'm done now.

OH NO YOU AIN'T. KNOW WHY?

because i'm going to continue being a bad person. and loving betty boop. and giving hugs. and sunshine and lollipops. and being so happy so much that you never stop being ill. i will continue being hit by a cars too!

JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.

I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER

FUCK I FAILED TO RESPOND and that;s one of my own pet peeves, not getting a response for doing a post here

ANYWAYS UGH, I'D VISIT IF I WASN'T POOR!

you're so right about everything you said. oh but i've gained some weight recently! yay birth control.