Surely they could hire someone with Breast Recognition built into the software. How hard could that be?

http://web.archive.org/web/20000918213331/home.europa.com/~cabelsa/flash/

whoa, internet archive comes through showcasing the failures of people who design and implement theme-park photography!

All those people look insane for some reason.

Breasts will do that to you.

That's something I would have done in my teenage years for sure. Now things like [negative] consequences get the better of me. I paid that much to get into Disneyland, I'm sure as fuck not getting kicked out!