[8:05:52 PM] make_art says: It's a good job I checked first, or i may have mentioned something THOROUGHLY INAPPROPRIATE as a joke, which to you would have been horrifyingly out of the blue.
[8:05:53 PM] goofiuss says: i'm curious why we can't discuss vaginal dryness
[8:06:16 PM] goofiuss says: vaginal dryness shall now be on the table, henceforth
[8:06:37 PM] goofiuss says: and of course i wan't to hear the THOUROUGHLY INAPPROPRIATE commnent
[8:07:20 PM] goofiuss says: "i made a lovely centerpiece for the table darling. it's called VAGINAL DRYNESS."
[8:07:48 PM] goofiuss says: "honey, can you put the beans, meat and VAGINAL DRYNESS on the table? oh, and don't forget the gravy"
[8:07:49 PM] make_art says: Is that appropriate platonic conversation? I kind of feel, "So how's your vagina? Not too dry I hope." might prove a little awkward
[8:08:00 PM] goofiuss says: i have no problem with it
[8:08:29 PM] goofiuss says: i'm giggling fiendishly.
[8:08:49 PM] make_art says: You do realise this is now likely to be the second question in every conversation from here on out?
[8:08:54 PM] goofiuss says: "stop by the market and pick up some VAGINAL DRYNESS, would you?"
[8:09:01 PM] goofiuss says: i realise
[8:09:12 PM] make_art says: It'd be a great t-shirt slogan
[8:09:29 PM] make_art says: just text. No explanation
[8:09:31 PM] goofiuss says: "i'll have the VAGINAL DRYNESS on the side, please."
[8:09:54 PM] goofiuss says: i feel like we're consumating
[8:10:59 PM] make_art says: With a small c? I'm not sure how i feel about that
[8:11:03 PM] goofiuss says: "in a world gone mad, one man, one woman, one VAGINAL DRYNESS changed everything"
[8:11:17 PM] goofiuss says: i'm lazy about the caps. you know that
[8:11:46 PM] make_art says: well, you are a southern black woman, it's not your fault
[8:12:25 PM] make_art says: We're at a stage where ironic racism is OK, right?
[8:12:38 PM] goofiuss says: i wonder how this has me as "goofiuss" instead of goofiuss????
[8:12:54 PM] goofiuss says: /paranoia
[8:13:15 PM] make_art says: It is perhaps my fiendish power
[8:13:17 PM] goofiuss says: i was thinking of copy/pasting this though. it's hilarious. i'm way too lazy to change the name though
[8:13:30 PM] make_art says: I know the real you.
[8:13:50 PM] goofiuss says: "you. VAGINAL DRYNESS. me"
[8:14:17 PM] goofiuss says: i accidentally found some porn earlier.
[8:14:27 PM] goofiuss says: http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/jessica/12396411
[8:14:45 PM] goofiuss says: it was hidden amongst some videos that i sent MY SON omg.
[8:14:49 PM] goofiuss says: hope he didn't find it too
[8:15:04 PM] goofiuss says: game play vids, some cool new technology, etc
[8:15:06 PM] make_art says: What do you get the man who has everything? VAGINAL DRYNESS!
[8:15:39 PM] goofiuss says: "bob just doesn't want to touch me anymore since i lost my VAGINAL DRYNESS'
[8:15:52 PM] make_art says: Awww, you got me porn. you're the best friend ever.
[8:16:05 PM] goofiuss says: "bad day at work? try VAGINAL DRYNESS and you'll feel right as rain"
[8:17:25 PM] make_art says: It it more of a "cool mom thing" or a "pushy mom thing" to do to send your son porn?
[8:17:38 PM] goofiuss says: aw, and you offered to have a very awkward chat with your mum. YOU'RE the best friend ever
[8:17:44 PM] make_art says: I mean, maybe if he was in the army...
[8:17:57 PM] goofiuss says: uh, it was an ACCIDENT. i sent him the vid ages ago, and perhaps jessica is a recent upload. i hope
[8:18:39 PM] goofiuss says: "kids into your porn stash? talk to them about VAGINAL DRYNESS. they'll lose interest permanently."
[8:19:49 PM] make_art says: Father bears porridge was too hot, mothers vagina was too dry.....
[8:20:01 PM] make_art says: mother bear*
[8:20:18 PM] make_art says: I don't want to hear any Freudian slip shit there
[8:20:20 PM] goofiuss says: uh oh. someone's gone off the reservation
[8:20:59 PM] goofiuss says: someone's gone rogue, with his ABANDONMENT OF THE STYLE
[8:21:00 PM] make_art says: Taste the real thing...VAGINAL DRYNESS!
[8:21:19 PM] goofiuss says: got VAGINAL DRYNESS?
[8:21:30 PM] goofiuss says: (you might not get that ad campaign.)
[8:21:36 PM] goofiuss says: frickin foreigner
[8:21:40 PM] make_art says: Got bud?
[8:21:46 PM] goofiuss says: oh WAIT. i'm supposed to ask you something...
[8:21:47 PM] goofiuss says: shit
[8:21:57 PM] goofiuss says: ohfuckcrap
[8:22:12 PM] goofiuss says: i'm trying to kickstart my memory.
[8:22:44 PM] make_art says: Oh no! Is the dryness spreading?
[8:22:45 PM] goofiuss says: gah. i suck
[8:23:00 PM] goofiuss says: "memory problems? VAGINAL DRYNESS can help with that."
[8:23:33 PM] make_art says: "All my mind moisture ran south to fight my my VAGINAL DRYNESS"
[8:23:49 PM] goofiuss says: holy CRAP. i just found little p on some random socnet site
[8:24:13 PM] make_art says: I like little p. She's good people
[8:24:29 PM] goofiuss says: plaxo? you know that site?
[8:24:39 PM] make_art says: nope
[8:26:20 PM] make_art says: Do I have to join ANOTHER social networking site, just to look around?
[8:26:39 PM] goofiuss says: god, i hope it's really her. i just sent her a gay little poem
[8:27:25 PM] make_art says: Did you substitute key words for the phrase VAGINAL DRYNESS?
[8:27:46 PM] make_art says: You are the VAGINAL DRYNESS of my life,
[8:27:57 PM] make_art says: that's why I'll always stay around,
[8:28:08 PM] goofiuss says: hahaha!!! later, when she confirms me. it's her...she was one of those people in the sidebar of the promo email the site sent me. WOW, huh?
[8:28:49 PM] goofiuss says: "i can't get no-oh VAGINAL DRYNESS. but i try, and i try, and i try, and i tryyyyyy i can't get no."

VAGINAL DRYNESS.

*cricket sounds*

Caution: VAGINAL DRYNESS may cause uncomfortable silences.

Fuz: How's the wreckage?
4:01 PM me: Not so bad. Drying out, but it's a process.
Fuz: That's good. How bad was it?
me: Well, the flooding was pretty extensive.
Fuz: Yeech.
me: Yeah. Very bad of me.
Fuz: Well, and the word "flooding" does sound ominous.
Not…spill.
me: Oh no; this was flooded.
Fuz: Ooch.
How much of the basement?
(I'm trying to get a mental map.)
me: From the sink by the washing machine over to the other side of the carpet where the black table rests.
Fuz: Wow.
And the area with your comic books?
me: Nah; it all went toward the depression in the floor where the chair with the high back is.
Fuz: OK, that's at least…not quite as bad as I had imagined.
me: Heh. I don't think so; considering the amount of water I wasted
ugh.
Fuz: Not that it's great, just not as bad as I was figuring.
me: Ah I see.
Fuz: I was thinking, several inches of water everywhere.
me: Not quite that bad.
But a large spread, and every single carpet in our basement is currently hanging up.
Fuz: There is that…well, joy. I expect they will dry out well, without mould being an issue.
me: Got fans blowing on them.
Fuz: Then that should be OK.
me: Yeah; it's happened before.
Fuz: OK…anyway, gotta go. Chickens need me soon.
me: Alright.
Fuz: We'll chat later.
me: Yaya.

You asked for the most recent.

o.O

Oddly enough, that's MINE as well.

i find it hilarious that fuz was most concerned with the comic books.

I like the universal balance in the conversations. Where there is dryness, elsewhere is wetness.

@ Superion : Sorry to hear about the flooding. I trust you are not rust damaged?

me: Nia is sitting on my chest.
Vicki: aww
Vicki: she does that a lot, doesn't she?
me: she did that a lot last night
me: yeah
me: a bit more when it's cold
Vicki: cute
Vicki: my cats only do it sometimes, pretty rare
me: heh, turn down the thermostat and they'll do it more
Vicki: they like to cuddle with my feet or my head or on the couch against my stomach

that would have been so much better if you'd ended before vicki's cat comment.

jubles: I just got your email and it made me so totally happy and glowy. like Im preggo with our friendship.

pepper:EW THAT'S HOW I FELT TOO. we're gross

jubles: HAHAHAHAHh
I think we should have a friendship baby and dress it up in hats.

pepper: that is the best idea

jubles: I dont know what a friendship baby would look like but the first thing I thought of was the scabby Voldemort baby

pepper: EW

jubles: and our baby would not look like that
I KNOW
I had nightmares about that thing

pepper: scabby voldemort baby makes me think of that harlequin ichthyosis
GROSSSSSSSSSSSS

jubles: OH DAMMIT

pepper: omg what is going on today with me and the gross

jubles: Craig showed me that and I was so upset
euuuugh
they look like cocaine dolls or something

pepper: tree man, larvae bewb and ichythosis all in one day. BAD.BAD.

jubles: what is with us an associations today

pepper: BAD

jubles: EEEEWW larvae boob!?
do I want to know?
I dont want to know.

pepper: NO

jubles: ok cool

pepper: it's a fotochop
so it's not real

jubles: Oh ok good

pepper: but it's REALLY distressing looking

jubles: buuuuuh
I looked at the seal lol cat today and it made me chortle

pepper: i have been haunting icanhaz all day because of the grossness of this morning

jubles: hahahahah
why did you look at that shit all in one day?
yo we have to go see Twilight
you'd DIE.

pepper: i didn't! i only saw larvae bewb again today
which made me think of the other grossnesses
OH GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE

jubles: vom
hahahahahaahaha
CUT IT OUT

pepper: i know
bunnies
kittens
rainbows

jubles: puppies

pepper: unicorns

jubles: Murray

pepper: MURRRAY

jubles: Reginald
guinea pigs
ouiouiouiouioouioui

line break

I put the moves on Salomea!

MIKKOMAN:
Apple's power cord is connected with a magnet, so it comes off easily.
They did it so you wouldn't knock the laptop off a table if your cord got snagged.
But it ALSO means that there's no part to break off inside the machine.

SALOMEA:
sigh

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That's how I sweet talk women!

The WHOLE thing? And one in which I responded?

10:13:33 PM Isha: Sweet merciful the horrible is almost over
10:13:41 PM Paul : hahahah
10:13:43 PM Paul : i know
10:13:46 PM Paul : i have four classes
10:13:48 PM Paul : only one tomorrow
10:25:19 PM Isha: sigh
10:25:23 PM Isha: i have 2 and work
10:25:28 PM Isha: and an exam and a paper due tuesday
10:25:34 PM Paul : ouch
10:25:46 PM Paul : i have one paper due the tuesday we get back, and one dues weds
10:30:12 PM Isha: The Top Ten Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche
10:30:18 PM Paul : i read that
10:30:24 PM Isha: did you read the blog post?
10:30:26 PM Isha: OMG
10:30:30 PM Isha: whiny bitch
10:30:32 PM Paul : i think i had previously
10:30:34 PM Paul : see
10:30:38 PM Isha: he sounds like an angsty teenager
10:30:42 PM Paul : i agree, he is a whiny bitch
10:31:20 PM Paul : but i honestly think he'd just be an average (at best) rapper/producer if he wasn't whiny with a huge ego and the drive to make that ego unboastful
10:33:20 PM Isha: wow
10:33:33 PM Isha: you just justified his bitchness by saying it makes him not suck
10:33:45 PM Paul : yeah, i did
10:33:47 PM Paul : and i think i'm right
10:33:58 PM Paul : i think his douchiness makes him great
10:34:20 PM Paul : he has a huge chip on his shoulder for some reason
10:34:28 PM Isha: lol
10:34:37 PM Paul : and he has zero brain-mouth filter
10:34:50 PM Paul : it makes him interesting
10:35:07 PM Isha: lol
10:35:17 PM Paul : and i think it pushes him to not do the same stuff over and over again
10:36:10 PM Isha: :/
10:36:57 PM Paul : although so far, i can't say i'm in love with his new album
10:37:21 PM Paul : it's a lot of autotune
10:37:29 PM Isha: who what what
10:37:41 PM Paul : he has a new album coming out this week
10:37:48 PM Paul : have you heard the song "love lockdown"?
10:37:51 PM Isha: no
10:37:52 PM Paul : or "heartless"?
10:38:25 PM Paul : love lockdown
10:38:38 PM Paul : it's off his new album
10:38:41 PM Paul : 808s and heartbreak
10:39:02 PM Isha: do I listen to the radio?
10:39:14 PM Paul : i thought i might've shown it to you previously
10:39:51 PM Isha: oh, autotune is the "I can't sing well enough to rock it on my own so I'll digitize it so I hit the notes cleanly" thing
10:40:07 PM Paul : yeah, except that the way it's used here is that it's actually turned OFF
10:40:19 PM Isha: ?
10:40:21 PM Paul : to exaggerate the gradients in the steps between notes
10:40:24 PM Isha: how do you mean?
10:40:27 PM Paul : gives it that choppy feel
10:40:30 PM Isha: yeah
10:40:44 PM Paul : autotune should smooth the tune
10:41:00 PM Paul : but if you run it through and exaggerate the steps, you get this sound
10:41:17 PM Isha: so has he decided to be a singer now?
10:41:23 PM Paul : no, i don't think so
10:41:36 PM Paul : the entire album is about his breakup, i've heard
10:41:42 PM Isha: with who?
10:41:50 PM Paul: i honestly think it's just a way for him to be cathartic
10:41:57 PM Isha: or douchy
10:42:01 PM Isha: lol
10:42:02 PM Paul : i don't know her name, but he dated her for like six years
10:42:24 PM Isha: I don't quite get the african tribal stuff
10:42:30 PM Paul : me either
10:42:33 PM Isha: with the blacklight girls
10:42:39 PM Isha: with highlighter drawn on them
10:42:45 PM Paul : heartless
10:44:11 PM Isha: I hate videos that have to announce their title like a movie
10:44:17 PM Paul : yeah, that's dumb
10:44:21 PM Isha: and this animation is god awful
10:44:36 PM Paul : yeah, well i didn't have a better way for you to hear the song
10:44:43 PM Isha: OMG this is awful
10:44:48 PM Isha: it's like paint by numbers
10:45:00 PM Paul : ignore the visual
10:45:29 PM Isha: I lose respect for vocals with autotune
10:45:37 PM Isha: especially when it's not techno
10:45:44 PM Isha: techno is allowed because it's techno
10:45:44 PM Paul : see, he can actually SING
10:45:51 PM Isha: then why hide it?
10:45:53 PM Paul : he doesn't need this shit
10:46:09 PM Paul : it's a stylistic choice which is only ok in choice spots
10:46:18 PM Paul : and, to be fair
10:46:25 PM Isha: the JETSONS on the fucking wall
10:46:30 PM Isha: THE FUCKING JETSONS
10:46:31 PM Paul : the album is techno-y
10:46:38 PM Paul : it's very minimalistic
10:46:39 PM Isha: WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THAT
10:46:43 PM Paul : hahahahahahahahahaha
10:48:09 PM Isha: the song wasn't terrible but the video was straight up retarded
10:48:21 PM Isha: and we know how sparingly I use that word
10:48:24 PM Paul : well, ye
10:48:25 PM Paul : s
10:48:27 PM Paul : yeah, i know
10:49:31 PM Paul : i'm not a fan of a lot of his videos

@val, excerpts are fine, hon. also, HI. :)

i actually learned something from that one. you have pleased me twice in one evening, young paul.

How so the second time, dear minxy?

Here's a small piece:

(10:13:22 PM) Alice: OMG, YES SINGING BUNNY COMMERCIAL!
(10:13:22 PM) Me : let me in your arms to feel your beating heart, baby!
(10:13:40 PM) Me: OMG, I KNOW
(10:13:46 PM) Me: i just found it again and i laughed so hard
(10:13:58 PM) Alice: haha
(10:13:59 PM) Alice: I love it
(10:14:07 PM) Alice: I forgot about it
(10:14:09 PM) Me: it's so bizarre!
(10:14:12 PM) Me: it's incredible
(10:14:20 PM) Alice: haha
(10:15:42 PM) Me: well, what's shakin'?
(10:16:14 PM) Alice: just got home from last show/strike/wendy's (at which the 7 patties story came up of course)
(10:16:23 PM) Me: hahaha
(10:16:31 PM) Me: i'm sure it's not as hilarious in the telling as in the living
(10:16:45 PM) Alice: well ren said something about 6 patties and I was like no, 7 patties
(10:16:53 PM) Me: haha
(10:16:54 PM) Me: weird
(10:17:21 PM) Alice: we were acting ridiculous
(10:18:21 PM) Alice: eric gave me a ride home because I didn't have a car today and we sang along with basically all of the mimi/roger duets from rent...
(10:18:35 PM) Me: omgggggggg
(10:18:40 PM) Me: y'all are gonna get HITCHED
(10:18:45 PM) Alice: tell him that
(10:19:04 PM) Me: i will
(10:19:07 PM) Me: what's his screen name?
(10:19:22 PM) Alice: he was going to come over and play nintendo after strike (he brought all of his games with him) but we got done too late so we're postponing it

And also, HI TO YOU TOO, MINX!

wtf I just realized that I wasn't on AIM.

(9:10:30 PM) what: HI CELISSE
(9:10:32 PM) Celisse :


If love be rough with you,
be rough with love!

Prick love for pricking
and you beat love DOWN.
(9:10:40 PM) Celisse: HI TIFFANY

omg, the louboutins, DUH. :)

HI MINX!!!

i don't know if i have anything good enough to contribute to this here convo. but...HI MINX!

Nonono, I gathered the Louboutins was the first one. Was the second one the part in my convo about Autotune?

Also, add me to your team sexy lady.

IM IM with Brotherrrrr .
1:17 AM
brother: hahaha
bro: thats good dear
me: what is?
bro: im hungry
me: your monster
me: oh. like, really
me: i can almost not taste the nasties at all
me: the taurine and guarana
me: those names make me think of raadioactive fossilized dinosaur poop
me: and i mean, i'm full of love for the dinosaurs, but drinking things made of their poop just to stay awake is ever so mildly unsavory
1:20 AM
bro: hahahahahaha
me: hmm?
bro: hahahaha
bro: honeslty the funniest thing ever
me: QUOTE ME THEN GODDAMNIT
me: except the only drawback is that this still taste like coffee
me: like a melted mocha frap
me: which is gross
bro: haha
bro: you are crazy
me: maybe
me: i am so unfocused
me: i still have nothing written
me: i took a couple page sof notes
me: and i have a thesis-ish
2:50 AM
bro: im not sleepy
me: : [
me: sorry?
bro: maggie is asleep
me: oh. well whatchoo want me to do about it
me: im stallikng on my paper once more
bro: lol
bro: i dunno
bro: im just not sleepy
bro: lame
me: well

i am jealous at not having awesome random conversations.

i need love.