you could go on a college english class tour!

p.s. it is ludicrous that i could not immediately find a picture on the internet of a dinosaur with a bronte sister head (brontesaurus).

more helen keller jokes

what? speak up i cant hear you.

you should also do a show in chicago.

Rink: my girlfriend actually drew something very similar on our first date.

Branwell! Hi! I saw you on that there Tee Vee thing and you were very entertaining.

(ps: can you please introduce me to Donald Glover? I saw him at a local stand-up thing and wanted to say hi but I was too shy)

arg- i need to get your schedule and come see you

do you ever come to la jolla comedy store?

@branwell: I LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

@rink: So do I! (Not in the same way, I hope.)

@little p: I rarely perform more than 5-10 miles from my house, unfortunately -- I've never been south of Orange County, and even that's unusual.

@makeliketova: I'm still a little nervous introducing MYSELF to Donald Glover. (Well, not really.)

i want your sched- it's hard for me to get away often, but i wanna at least try!