This guy almost tops a Nepalese guy who told me "Oh, good you have an American girlfriend. They are beautiful. Not to marry though. You have to go home, go back, find a virgin."

Also, now I imagining downtown next week will be filled with Harvey Fierstein going around causing havoc by the way the taxi cab drier said it. Maybe Harvey Fierstein will make me brisket...mmmm, brisket.

LOL. I love it. We're all damn stinking rich, either sneakily screwing everyone over or out to conquer the world and secretly run world politics and commerce.

How the hell did I miss the all powerful and wealthy Jew ride? PLEASE TELL ME, I WANT TO GET ON.

Maybe I'll start my own Madoff scheme.

all I can think of reading this is the cab driver from Kids in the Hall

Well, I don't think you're Harvey Fierstien's type, Nomes.
Maybe Daniel is.

For the record, I'm at work.

Nobody told me I was supposed to be taking Jew-days right now!