I shall start. DIMPLEBOT... you remember, annoying ... yet charming, used to have the ol' "Post here and I'll kiss your ass" in a different way threads.

NEXT

navin r. johnson - "the whiner"

(apparently)

cobweb/Annabel Lee

umm Dr. Cthulhu.....oh wait that was my name there...on yeah insecure, bad speller, lover of must, and just lost.....

Next

I was oooososhiny

wow, i actually wouldn't've figured a couple of these out

laundrykarma turned twinkle toes

Everybody knows who I am.

but do we really?...

Hi!! It's me again! I just got home from our *~~date~~*.

I'll tell you who I wasn't/ain't. GAWD.

I was scurvyman.

Where's my cream soda?

I gots an olympic-sized pool filled with cream soda and a giant swirly straw for you righ' here boo!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

well, I wasn't that active on consu, so this won't help much, but, I was onthemoonwithsteve.

Oh, Eddie Izzard.

I was Ben Brown.

I mean Consumatrix,

I mean Khaaaaansumating.

Yeah, Khaaaaansumating, that's the one.

Is it pronounced "Is odd", re: Izzard?

I've heard izzard, like lizard, and I've heard izz-aaaaaahrd (perhaps with fewer 'a's) and I do not know. I've decided not to worry about it too much until I meet the man.
...I do remember seeing the name 'khaaaansumating' on consu -- because I remember that name caused me some serious pain. Do you know how bad it is to have replaying over and over again in your head James Kirk shouting, "Khaaaaaan"?

matthew..

I was just me. With a slight variation to the name.

~ethan. yup.

umm...

chickfactor/chicklet factory/chicka chicka boom factor...

I disappeared for a while at the end there.

i was...jeepster

I'm not inventive, I guess.

I was Jay Def...also whiner. *high five, Nav*

This one is fairly obvious, but I was "Skyler Ray."

As I am now.

oh, man. we were supposed to pick clever new names?

I was lambandraisins and any name with RH as the initials.

RolfHenkel
RazmigHasserjian
RyujiHamamoto
etc....

Still just MUPaully aka muppy aka paully

I am OSTEOCEPHALIC.

Now and always.

Disco on, baby.

I was StillSleeping just like on here

see, half you people are hard to sort out. SNEAKY.

I am as I am everywhere.

Full of crushes, good intentions, and shameless self-promotion

I was Johnny². I kissed the vag lips of anyone that had them.

Chrome Raven: Nerd.

Er. Too many names to list.

i was me. and stellaaaaaaaa!

i was malloreigh. and am!

I had more a's.