Spock is part-Vulcan, part-human.

Chekov is Russian.

kirk is a tramp

An unpredictable tramp.

Romulans are assholes.

the engines can'na take much more of that.

Bones is a doctor, not a miracle worker.

Phasers are occasionally set to stun.

spock has trouble expressing his emotions

Science is the first casualty.

Somewhere in the movie, there's a Vulcan nerve pinch.

Also: not obvious, but there is nothing after the credits. I checked.

@-j: What do you mean? It's all very science-ish!

Captain Picard has no hair.

Don't fuck with red matter.

wow 8 hours without mentioning that guys in red suits die?

Kirk does a green alien chick.

Scotty is Scottish

The ship is called Enterprise

Nokia paid for an obnoxious product placement

Time travel always fucks up canon (and is a cheap out for hack writers)

This is less an obvious Star Trek spoiler, and more an obvious sci-fi in general spoiler

"Live long and prosper" is uttered at least once.

@fuz: I prefer to think of it as "scient-iffy".

@-j: Well, obviously you're looking at it wrong. If you just blow the warp coils through the wormhole, maybe you can escape that negative orbit you're on.

@fuz: I would love to see an episode where Scotty acts like an actual mechanic. "Sorry, pal, your nacelles need to be rotated, and your dilithium chamber's completely shot. I could put in an order at the factory, but that's out in the Beta Quadrant...could be months before that comes in. You really should have come and seen me sooner."

I love how -j teaches me things unknowingly, like what a nacelle is.

Apparently you have to get really, really wrinkly to reprise your role via time travel. Shatner looks too good in his old age to play Kirk Prime.

@solitaire: Space ain't the only frontier. There's also cosmetic surgery.

Uhura is h0tt.