It's a nasty bus?

is this:
http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/news/x9861564/Woman-finds-feces-all-over-clothes-after-riding-Natick-bus

I guess the number two reason is that I'd be forced to hang out with Beej

Ah, the Beej. Yeah, that's nasty.

Public trans, good idea, sometimes scary the implementation.

this is why you always look at the seat before you put your ass in it.

giu: the last sentence is my favorite part as well. I also like:

She also disagreed with the MWRTA about the amount of waste on the seat. Parker said it was only a small amount smeared on the seat, and appeared to be more liquid than solid. The woman, however, said it was solid and that there was quite a large amount.

Lol. I'd drop you off, don't bother with the bus.

Yeah, esp. in the NYC subway

jeepster, you're way too kind. thank you.

LISTEN THERE IS NO BATHROOM ON THE NATICK BUS AND I HAD TO POOP.

sheesh!

poor elderly beej. next time wear your adult diapers like you're supposed to.