"Ya want some meth?"

You should take your nephew around with you more. ;)

Does your two-year-old nephew need a wingman? I could use the pointers.

I've had "do I know you?" work for me before.

look! shiny!

I just wear my Transformers belt, and then everyone else is hittin' on me.

I'd totally hit on a woman wearing a Transformers belt.

Also, my nephew actually followed up and said "I like pretty girls" afterwards. He's a dirty old man at 2. But for now its endearing and women take pictures with him when he says that.

Can't wait when he pulls a Master Darcy and shouts "I don't want to eat here! There's an ugly man here!" Oh my youth, my hilarious snobbish youth.

I'd totally hit on a woman wearing a Transformers belt.

Also, my nephew actually followed up and said "I like pretty girls" afterwards. He's a dirty old man at 2. But for now its endearing and women take pictures with him when he says that.

Can't wait when he pulls a Master Darcy and shouts "I don't want to eat here! There's an ugly man here!" Oh my youth, my hilarious snobbish youth.

Ooh, a specialty of mine.

I find the classic "Hey, what's your name" works pretty well, followed by a "So where are you headed" to get them talking, or a "What are you listening to" if they've got the ipod thing going on.

It's not like they've got anywhere else to be, so it's pretty easy to talk to people on the bus. And I usually have my skateboard with me, which gets a lot of attention.

i was hilariously snobby as a child too.

i would say that people were atrocious and complain that kids my age never "abide by the rules".

i was a complete snot, especially according to my brother ducky. he said i used the word preposterous to describe him, quite often.