you most certainly are not a douche. and now there is irrefutable html evidence.

That sounds...honest.

here is my notadouche page: http://www.notadouche.com/users/andrewjthomas

Hey! We both heart Scientology. BFFs!

Also, I'm *so* getting you a Klondike bar, ASAP.

Here's mine:

http://www.notadouche.com/users/stereotest

@ajt: Lol. I actually don't care for Klondike bars and probably wouldn't do more than hold out my hand for one if it were free. but that's not very succinct.

@ajt: Lol @ "extinct cups of water"

Also, when I was doing mine I totally thought the last question was "what's the grossest thing you've ever SEEN".
I have not ever eaten a room full of decomposed human corpses.

Yeah - I wasn't sure about the grossest thing that I ever eaten, as well, so I just skipped the question.

Or maybe lard...I can't stand lard, its just gross, but some people love eating it.

Yeah, I don't really like Klondike bars either. Meh

I love Klondike bars.

http://www.notadouche.com/users/cory_monster-2

i don't like chocolate. . .

I share.
http://www.notadouche.com/users/beccah

http://notadouche.com/users/katherine-3 is false advertisement.

I'm clearly a douche.

http://www.notadouche.com/users/agmycroft-4

http://notadouche.com/users/sara-6

Danke, Pagne. Also! Fish tacos, my place, Thursday. You bring the funk, I'll provide the food.

@ffs: thanks, ass. I didn't see this until 7om Thursday night. You have my phone number. Next time just call me when you want me to come over.

I did, ass. I sent you message, and emailed you. You fail at technology as it related to homemade fish tacos.

They were delicious, BTW. But there will be more.

Sent me a message and emailed me where? I never got anything of the kind.

I just looked for the email, and it looks like it never sent. Stupid stolen innernets. I'm still convinced I IMed you, though... ANyways, I can always make 'em again. I'll call you this time. :D

How did you IM me? I've never once seen you on AIM in 4 years.

Sorry, not IM, text. Did i do that?

~checks phone~

Can't tell, I erased everything previous to the 17th.