"Brigiite Nielson or something—she was 6 feet tall and wore dominatrix clothes."

then

"Shoes are TOO MEAN looking, as you would say, me no like."

My shoes are too mean looking?

i think she may have confused "mean" with "badass".

i was just going to say "'cos you're both tall?"

Oh man, if I had a nickel...

also you go up to your mom and say "me no like?"

@-j. You get compared with Brigitte Nielsen as well?

Yes, I say it a lot actually. Wtf my shoes are awesome.

I fully believe that your shoes are amazing, Jubilee! And that you are just oodles cooler and better-looking than Brigitte Nielsen.

Dear Jubes,
Please don't sleep with Flava Flave.

♥
bizzy

Way to cockblock my man Flav, Bizzy. Way to go.

@bizzy - SECONDED.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah, bizzy makes a lot of sense.

Flava Flav looks like he was comprised of beef jerkey.

parents are evil don't listen to them.
my dad once compared me to klaus nomi. i was pretty devastated.

yeah if it was up to my dad i would be BEARDLESS.

THAT WOULD BE A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

@the way i get by hahahahaa!@thegirllives - omg- dude, Klaus Nomi is a COMPLIMENT!!!! HE'S AWESOME!!!

@thegirllives your dad is awesome just for knowing who klaus nomi even is