Garlic bread and hummus.

eww. my ex threw up in the car, all over the dash and into the ac/heater vents. I learned how to completely disassemble and reassemble the interior of a toyota that summer. I put everything that was plastic and would fit through the dishwasher. everything got lysol.

I bet it smelled better than normal barf.

Blame it on the alcohol?

I'm into this.

mm, hummus?

eh, hummus looks the same coming BOTH WAYS

Ooohhhh GIRLFRIEND

also, EWWWW girlfriend

you can never look at someone the same way once they've puked on you.

did you poop on her to get even?

If you still love her, then it was meant to be. At least, according to Wayne's World.