Trick question. No one who's on the internet has sex anyway.

I'm a shitty American, clearly. I'd rather go without food and air than not get laid. The world is a far better place for everyone when I am getting laid.

Perhaps because both are readily available on the WWW?

@beccah: fantastically put.

@uncanny: there are no girls on the interwebz...

@seemingly: hahaha

I'm so not kidding.