this happened to me when i was 5.

THANKS FOR REHASHING THE AWFUL MEMORIES.

Before that I had a wonderful Parisian accent, it was so delightful.

Hey, the wombat apparently pulled out. It was a courteous wombat.

@makelikepaper: I like your Australian accent. I'm totally happy you were subject to wombat gang rape at the tender age of 5.

@Alexis: the wombat also offered to cuddle afterward but Mr. Cradock was not interested.