ha, this is great. 1- my ex. benjamin. very fast and always carrying at least one knife. not bad. 2- bow and arrow. that seems reasonable. 3- peanuts. peanuts are ok, right?
one of my good friends has the most whacked out plan for a zombie apocalypse. In her bizarro universe plan, the best place to hide is in a grocery store, so that she will be surrounded by food and will be able to trade food for other stuff like TV's and XBox's. And she swears the only door in a supermarket is the front door but HOW DOES SHE THINK THE FOOD GETS LOADED INTO THE STORE? OMG THIS GIRL.
My plan is the same as it's always been: recruit my army of haitians with machetes.
Also a lifetime supply of gala apples is pretty good if you can fashion some sort of contraption which will launch those things at the zombies and knock 'em out. THEN YOU GET A MACHETE AND CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF.
Last person I texted was my brother, who badly breaks rule 1 of Zombieland. I do get the two-handed version of this: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Axe_of_Whiterun but living on a lifetime supply of children twisties isn't going to do me any favours.
1. my friend dave who makes fun of world of warcraft nerds with me and has introduced me to the theracane 2. the master sword (from zelda FUCKYEAH) 3. penne pasta. awesome. bring on the carbs
1. Dave's cousin/my friend Sophie, who is amazing and could probably kill a million zombies. She is resourceful, super smart and pretty awesome - better than Dave. (lol)
2. The last weapon I would have used in a video game is probably the Duck Hunt gun for Nintendo. I'm fucked.
3. Mexican food. Hopefully the zombies like burritos.
1.) My best friend Adrienne. She is the worst resource for anything and has little regard for her own life so, yeah. 2.) I don't play video games, especially not ones that involve weapons. Again, yeah. 3.) A donut. I guess if I'm going down that's the way to go, right?
1) my friend curtis - not a bad choice, he's an expert in zombie wars. 2) a newspaper - paperboy was the last game I played 3) apples. CRAP! I knew I should have eaten that bag of skittles.
1) my un-boyfriend. apparently, my screwed up love life will continue until one of us is bitten. could be an issue if relied upon to repopulate the earth, given disparate views on baby-making.
2) scramble with friends letters?? potential use as silent communication so that the zombies don't hear. otherwise, the letter "f" pretty much sums up this one.
3) broccoli. with a lifetime supply, perhaps spinal cord-severing broccoli farts are feasibile. (JUST CALL ME OM NOM, FOLKS.)
posted on Tuesday, Feb 21st by Naturelle Rivera
I am having this competition with my friends. So far I am LOSING.
1. My friend Josh, useless in almost every single way. A man wearing flip flops will not help keep me alive in a zombie apocalypse.
2. A KNIFE, or a toaster or whatever random ass ran out of bullets melee weapon ass bullshit.
3. An ice cream sundae.
I am screwed.
ha, this is great.
1- my ex. benjamin. very fast and always carrying at least one knife. not bad.
2- bow and arrow. that seems reasonable.
3- peanuts. peanuts are ok, right?
oh dear, I survive with Holly (owner of all the rabbits). She IS a badass though
A crappy metal wrench
Bolthouse Farms Perfectly Protein vanilla chai protein drink.
We might last a bit. Holly would probably fight really well. She is fearless with so many crazy things
For the purposes of showing how badly I am losing, I will post my friends results as well:
shy: 1. Daniella (her badass bff), 2. a LIGHTSABER, 3. Pork lo mein
daniella: 1. Shy. 2. Sword. 3. Ravioli and Chicken
Derek: 1. Alex, 2. Machine gun, 3. Taco Bell.
I know you guys don't know any of the people listed but I can assure you they are all more useful than Josh. Also, A LIGHTSABER? COME ON.
I'M DEAD. I CAN DO NOTHING WITH A RANDOM KNIFE.
IF THE ZOMBIES DONT GET ME THE DIABEETUS WILL
haha
this has made me realize that actually most of my friends actively plan for zombie apocalypse. which is weird.
Hoo boy.
1) I don't text or IM. Guess I'm on my own.
2) Uh...the little s-shaped Tetris piece?
3) A gala apple.
THAT WENT WELL.
one of my good friends has the most whacked out plan for a zombie apocalypse. In her bizarro universe plan, the best place to hide is in a grocery store, so that she will be surrounded by food and will be able to trade food for other stuff like TV's and XBox's. And she swears the only door in a supermarket is the front door but HOW DOES SHE THINK THE FOOD GETS LOADED INTO THE STORE? OMG THIS GIRL.
My plan is the same as it's always been: recruit my army of haitians with machetes.
-j. -- you gchat!!
Also a lifetime supply of gala apples is pretty good if you can fashion some sort of contraption which will launch those things at the zombies and knock 'em out. THEN YOU GET A MACHETE AND CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF.
I'M PRETTY SURE PULLING A MACHETE OUT OF THIN AIR IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS GAME.
one of my soldiers will let you borrow one
To be honest I'd probably rather have the sundae. Especially since all my own sustenance is going to be used in the giant apple-pult.
Last person I texted was my brother, who badly breaks rule 1 of Zombieland.
I do get the two-handed version of this: http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Axe_of_Whiterun
but living on a lifetime supply of children twisties isn't going to do me any favours.
I think I'm in trouble. :-(
Er, chicken twisties. Children twisties sound delicious.
da hale is a
childrenchicken twistie?I was going to say, if you want children twisties you might as well just go ahead and join the zombies.
1. my friend dave who makes fun of world of warcraft nerds with me and has introduced me to the theracane
2. the master sword (from zelda FUCKYEAH)
3. penne pasta. awesome. bring on the carbs
Corn chips that look kind of like chicken-flavoured cat poop. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Twisties_snackfood.jpg
they look like yellow cheetoes!
I'd have no weapon but a lifetime supply of eggplant parmesan
sparky -- yeah, i'd say you were totally screwed on this one but your weapon is pretty badass.
lil p -- THEY DO. I wonder what someone with a skanko-esque chicken twistie dust beard would look like. SPENCER PRATT, I'D IMAGINE.
-j. -- BAHAHAHA.
Heenz -- you are also beating me. :C
I'm ditching my friend and joining bmanda's team.
My husband who is like a hot&nerdy Macgyver, was the last person I texted.
fire magic. Thanks FFX
snack pack pudding cups and water.
Friend's friend that I went on a date with this weekend. He's smart, so I hope he'd be able to outsmart the Zombies.
The last video game I played was the Michael Jackson Experience for Wii. Weapon of choice? Crotch grab or moonwalking? I'm effed...
Lifetime supply of TACOS. So, things won't be too bad...
1.) My girlfriend, dawwwwwww
2.) The Mace of Molag Bol from Skyrim so yeah I GOT DAEDRIC POWER IN MY HANDS
3.) Cheese strings, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fuck you twigby. you're going down
if i'm going down i'm going down fat
1. My Sister-Friend Morgan who I just taught with last week in SF.
2. A shotgun.
3. Stir-fry.
Sounds like I have everything I need. This is going to be a heckuv fun ride.
1. My friend Donna (my roommate's girlfriend). She's pretty smart and tough, so she's a good choice.
2. I think the last weapon I used in a game was a .45 pistol.
3. KFC chicken
Probably the chicken is what's going to kill me.
tasty death
Cheesus.
1. Dave's cousin/my friend Sophie, who is amazing and could probably kill a million zombies. She is resourceful, super smart and pretty awesome - better than Dave. (lol)
2. The last weapon I would have used in a video game is probably the Duck Hunt gun for Nintendo. I'm fucked.
3. Mexican food. Hopefully the zombies like burritos.
1) Strangerbox
2) A magical dagger that drains my enemy's life-force to heal my wounds.
3) Peanut butter and raspberry jam sandwich.
Depending on the precise nature of the zombie apocalypse, #2 may or may not be a lifesaver.
1) GI Joe! So even though he's not an army man IRL he can fish, cook, and talk his way out of getting eaten by a zombie.
2) A basketball. Great.
3) Cinnamon Bun.
i'm trying to figure out what the last video game everyone played that didn't make mention of it
1.) My best friend Adrienne. She is the worst resource for anything and has little regard for her own life so, yeah.
2.) I don't play video games, especially not ones that involve weapons. Again, yeah.
3.) A donut. I guess if I'm going down that's the way to go, right?
1) my friend curtis - not a bad choice, he's an expert in zombie wars.
2) a newspaper - paperboy was the last game I played
3) apples. CRAP! I knew I should have eaten that bag of skittles.
@the way i get by: NBA Street Vol. 2
GI Joe is a basketball nerd.
1) my un-boyfriend. apparently, my screwed up love life will continue until one of us is bitten. could be an issue if relied upon to repopulate the earth, given disparate views on baby-making.
2) scramble with friends letters?? potential use as silent communication so that the zombies don't hear. otherwise, the letter "f" pretty much sums up this one.
3) broccoli. with a lifetime supply, perhaps spinal cord-severing broccoli farts are feasibile. (JUST CALL ME OM NOM, FOLKS.)
I can honestly not even remember the last time I played a video game