@rethwyll- While reaching into a tree in the haunted forest, the spirit of a temple guard molests you with it's long, rubbery arms. Having no medalion to save you, it is up to your partner Community Toy to find The Yo-Yo of Alexander the Great.

@Community Toy- You quickly follow your partner's path, making it through the forest, and come to the Jester's Court. While trying to activate the wall paintings, your time runs out. Did one of the buttons have a short in it? Probably, it's low budget Nickelodeon. But just for making it to the final round, you both get Talk Boy tape recorders.

Unfortunately, they're out of the blue ones, so you get pink ones.

@beck poppins- As a member of the Purple Parrots, you completely wrecked the other idiot childeren with your mastery of simple physical tasks and story comprehension. However, upon being attacked by a guard in the tomb of the ancient kings, you forgot all about the medalion you were carrying and ran out of the temple and off the set. Years of therapy and a consolation backpack do little to quell your newfound phobia of white guys wearing craft store feathers pretending to be Mayans.

@Bmanda- They stopped the clock when your partner Beck ran off, and due to a well-timed pout, you were allowed to finish her run. You made a stop in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey, but did not complete the puzzle: you took the head on the stick, and continued onward. When you were later attacked by a temple guard, you beat him within an inch of his life with the spray painted monkey head on a stick.

That 120 dollar huffy bike will be awesome once you serve your assault charge sentence.

@Skanko- Due to a serious helmet malfunction which occured while on some rope swing throwing foam boulders and cardboard standups of temple guards, you lose all feeling in your right side. You settle out of court for a lifetime supply of Nickelodeon Smud.

*at, not and

Can't wait to ride that bike...

What about floam!? can i trade it for floam?

I saw Floam at the 99cent store a month or so ago.

@K is for Kooky- As a Blue Barracuda, your lack of sportsmanship is noteable among Nickelodeon contestants. Be it trash talking during commercial breaks or throwing elbows when the host isn't looking, you dominated all the wussy uncoordinated kids to make it to the temple, However, you did not listen during the room descriptions and could not figure out what the hell you were supposed to do in the Room of Harmonic Convergence, and ran out of time.

"Molested by a temple guard" is not the way I hoped I would go down... Go Community Toy, Go!

@rethwyll- I lied, it was not the Yo-yo of Alexander the Great. You were pursuing the Ancient Restraining Order of Neverland Ranch Attendees. The guard got overzealous.

Oh, WELL. That makes total sense, then. I wish I had been wearing my One-Handed Glove of Righteousness.

Gack is way cooler than floam OR smud.

Also this thread is amazing and awesome and DAMN YOU FOR BEING SO CHEAP, NICK!