semi-attractive girls that post lots of pics get way more attention than their level of attraction deserves... sluts win!

popular girls (measured by follower base over 10,000) are almost always bitchy.

i before e
except after c
or sounding like "A"
as in "neighbor"

and "cuneiform"

i'm internet lovable, but poorly dressed!

and sluts win far oftener than horror movies would let you believe.

the best place to be naked is in some kind of bramble meadow, and all girls have pierced nipples.

catch-all porn tumblrs sometimes post pretty things, but they gie you this russian roulette game of where youll be scrolling and it's like "meadow chick, kitten, food porn, meadow chick, typewriter, hot secretary etc" and then all of a sudden there will be something like a vagina stuffed with sharpie markers.

you'd think i would be better at proofreading, wouldn't you.

@stellaluna hahaha- sharpie vagina nails it

white girls will persist in wearing feathered headdresses and such like. critical commentary ensues, but accomplishes very little.

popular girls tend to find the only one pose where they don't look fat and only shoot themselves in that one pose.

the people who repeatedly do those "send me a number" things have only the boringest things to say

@om nom nom someone told me i look drastically smaller in person than in my pictures. i feel like this is probably because most people are only used to seeing girls on the internet pose in ways designed to hide their fat, and so their brains automatically add ten pounds to what they expect IRL.

@stellaluna I was thinking maybe it's a height issue; it's often hard to tell someone's height if they use blurry backgrounds which hide context. You're probably shorter than you look in pictures.

i'm not very tall.

I used to know this girl who would go through my friends list on myspace (obviously more than 5 years ago), looking for guys to have sex with. I had to hide my friends list, due to the phone calls I would get because my friends were annoyed that this girl was harassing them. So, I learned that privacy settings are very important.

This applies to tumblr, because I saw that girl on tumblr a while back posting pictures of her self all slutty. She has no idea I am on tumblr, and I plan on keeping it that way.

it sounds like she needs to be spayed.

i bet you don't get the death penalty for spaying someone. murder is hard to get away with, but sexually neutralizing someone might get you some sympathy in court

I had no idea tumblr had a social aspect like that. Boy have I been missing out.

i wish that nightmare brunette wrote more often.

I am the only person on tumblr (possibly the world) that's interested in both pretty girls and good food.