Don't need a qualitative analysis here... just the dimensional FACTS.

10" with good girth. He was white. He wasn't good in bed though.

good girth!

@Boldie: Did you take out a ruler or was it like as long as a floor tile or something?

He's measured it before. When he's drunk he's proud to show it off and does what we call "The Beefy Dance." Basically he thrusts a lot and his penis comes way above his belly button. We all agree he is at LEAST 10".

In my opinion, it was too big. So not every lady wants or needs a huge dick.

BEEFY DANCE!!!

Oh man, this guy that I knew briefly, his name was Brandon. Such a huge cock, 9 inches, THICK, and he loved being slapped in the face.

hahaha i really need to learn how to play a wang!

anyway, the largest for me was about 9. (a total robot in the sack, unfortunately).

i did see a larger one, probably in the double digits, but i was blushing too much to measure it with my mind.

I've never brought a ruler into bed.

but I've seen two that were easily into the double digits.

They were ridiculous.

In architecture school we had to measure the span between the tip of our thumb and our pinky (when stretched as far as possible.) My span was 7", so no ruler required. I'm a pretty good judge of measurement. ;)

Former Consumater @NSFW

I always told him he should measure it but he never did. I'd have to guess it was roughly 8"x2" (diameter, not circumference)

I once ordered takeout from a place called "New Big Wang."

VAL WINS!

I will get you something by Vera Wang as your prize

my dad actually used to work for WANG computers, I remember going into work with him a couple time and seeing all the mainframe computers and big ass storage disks they used. those were some pretty big wangs for sure

Machined: I like that answer!

Can I pick my prize?!

I was really hoping the twinkie's last name was Wang. But alas, it's something else Chinese that doesn't sound like a penis.

My own.

13" long, and about 6-7" in girth. He was a half breed... and entirely too big for my shallow little vagina.

A half of what? Fucking elephant?

yeah. mine. nothing too special.

hah, I was about to say, beccah: who learned how to breed a human with another species?

half black, half white...

But yea, he totally could have been half horse or something...

@erinz: I've also been with a half indian / half white (I seem to like halfsies) guy.. he was also bigger than most white guys I've been with... HOWEVER he was also 6'6", whereas most whiteys I've been with are more like 5'10"-6'...

My personal opinion/observation.. it's height proportionate.. the taller they are, the longer it is.. girth however is a different story... my best guess would be girth is hereditary..

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posted on Friday, Sep 12th by lamebrains
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