gross!

if i only had a tape worm!

i don't get it...people take baths to lose weight? i'm confused by the "no baths" claim.

"Jar packed"? By whom?

I've totally been wanting my very own tapeworm since practically forever.

http://www.mcphee.com/parasitepals/

No Ill Effects, eh?

I would consider having a tapeworm to be an ill effect, but I guess my priorities need to be sorted out...

"easy to swallow"? is it eggs? do you spread them on fancy crackers like caviar?

I thought I might have a tapeworm, actually, because I dropped 14 pounds in 3 weeks.

aaah worms

i cant stand them

i prefer giardia... they're cuter: http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/giardia.html

LARD is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up and
Bites your nipple
LARD!
LARD!
The power... of LARD!