Goodness you must be bored today.

you hit the nail on the head, m'dear

Well. As advertised. That is, in fact, a bird in a top hat.

I am nothing if not dependable.

ello old chap

BRAINFOREST YAAAAAYYYYYY *throws arms in the air*

I'm concerned, however, that even with the dashing top-hat and the natty vest, he still looks rather alarmed. What could be causing such a well-dressed bird such consternation?

You mean oooooooooooooooooooooooold times sake.

It's no giant moose, but it'll do.

"I said Good Day, sir!"

I don't think he likes me.

But I like him!

It's excellent.