I LOVE KING RALPH

i used to see him smoking in the st. louis airport quite a bit.

Once I was part of the group responsible for one of his internet death hoaxes.

I feel super bad about it.

He peed on your fucking rug?

i dunno, i feel like it's been said plenty nuff

Calmer than you are.

He came down in a helicopter, onto the football field at Southwest Missouri State University during a game that I was at back when I used to live there. This was late 80's. It was pretty cool.

i think i would like to hug him. he's either really friendly though, or maybe a colossal jerk.

I'm a fan.

i'd do him.

no really. stop laughing. he's my favorite. I have a fetish for bears though ;)

He was in 'Nam, ya'll, show some fucking respect.

The chinaman isn't the issue, dude.

Oh fuck, is it Shabbos? Someone put him to bed!

Ok so whoever said, 'I'd do him.' Totally.
And whoever said they'd like to hug him, good luck, I bet you can't even get your arms around him...you better just settle for doing him too.

that room really tied the room together, did it not?

fuck.
rug. RUG. i should wake up before i type.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(augh, not really, more quotes because i want to see that movie again)

YOU ARE NOT WRONG, SIR.

MARK IT ZERO.

i am the walrus?

"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"

You want a toe? I can't get you a toe; there are ways, man.

*... can get you a toe...

Fuck.

"You're out of your element, Donny!"

Say what you want about the tenets of Socialism. Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Yes Donny, It's near the In and Out burger...

"The first step is yah gotta find yo'self a wholesaler..."

@Emm: Once I was out to eat and I started quoting that line. A waiter that was passing by says, "...At least it's an ethos." and kept walking. It made my week.

WHAT'S MINE IS MINE.

Love, that is gorgeous x'3