THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. What happened next? Damn you, Brad! $#@&*(ing cliffhangers.

this is a fill in the blank or continuation type thread. i am pleased the first post wasn't andrew dice clay. third post for that would be appropriate, tho.

then, get creative.

Hickory, dickory dock...

Oh, okay.

"...then Bustie dozed, and dream-composed some filth with Harry Potter."

@retro.joe thank you. i'm usually the one to pick the low hanging cliches. nice to see someone else doing yeoman's duties.

@-j. we need a gti series of little golden books. hmmm....or maybe just a -j series that all of gti takes credit for. good work.

... Jack sat down, and said with a frown,
"I'd much rather have a cold lager."

@Moose Elaine this is more fun than i thought. i'd like to crank one out, but all mine are effing lame.

They both got bored,
and ended the night
screaming "Oh my lord!"

...nine months go by, what a surprise, Jack got a niece who's also his daughter.

@retro.joe That makes a lot more sense.

@Moose Elaine You saw the first version? Apparently I'm not as familiar with incestuous relationships as I should be. ...err, maybe I'm right where I should be.

Well, if Jack was Jill's dad, then you'd be right the first time. Also, I HAVE EAGLE EYES. I am probably joking about that.

...Jack had no clue just what Jill could do but the police did after the slaughter.

@Moose Elaine Either way...eww.

Yeah, way to creep it up, you two. Brad and I had a perfectly innocent thread going about Rick's obsession with Harry Potter smut before you came along.

Brad kept it clean
-j fled the scene
and Rick had sexy dreams about potter

offended by morals so loose, -j called called moose
to pull their minds from the gutter

@SRB What?

er....called ON moose

BUKAM! BUKAM!

and jill came tumbling down. . . . .

Jack pushed Jill down the hill
And poisoned the well right after