fine, i will begin.

this one is really random, and i am sort of embarrassed to admit it:
the sound of james hetfield's voice. that's right, metallica brings out my horn.

Aprons. And not in the apron-and-nothing-underneath way. I apparently like the productive and self-sufficient types, and tying on that apron and getting to work is a plus plus plus.

oooh aprons. that's a good one. perhaps this is why many ladies have professed appreciation for TOOLBELTS.

Christ Ethan, you must think I'm hot shit.

@Erica: Well yeah

Uhhh, eyes that are two different colors.

The desert.

Trespassing.

my new headphones. i want to bone them.

good shoes. not in a foot fetishy way, but something about a lady with good taste in footwear is appealing.

Girls who like the smell of vintage hot rod exhaust.

It took me a second to figure out what a horn was.

I enjoy:
-musical ability
-accents (almost any, see obsessions with Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy, most of the cast of Harry Potter)
-banter
-a guy in a collared shirt with a sweater over it
-smokers

brains.

a girl that can hold her own in a conversation is golden.

@johnny - seconded. girl smell is the best.

I SEE.

I feel so unoriginal after reading others' hornmakers:

-Glasses
-Banter
-A warm laugh
-Hot dads (gee, I wonder why?)

-Thinking about what brings out my horn

Supersmart smarties.

In skirts.

AH-HA....CARRY ON EVERYONE. I'M JUST STOPPING BY.

i love this.

i have decided to add:

forearm tans

I am into forearms in general. I used to like them pale and veiny but my tastes have changed....

PILLOW LIPS. Those bring out my extreme horn. SUITS. DIRTY JOKES.
UGH I AM HORN

i also still like it when boys eat a lot. Like when I excuse myself to the bathroom and I come back and they finished their burger and half my fries. WTF HONGRY HORN

graceful clavicles rising into the lovely curve of a neck

@AL: Edward types. Glittery, ya know?

I think I've posted this in threads before but when a guy can put his hand on the small of a girl's back without being creepy or suggestive about it, that makes me all melty.

and then my boner rages.

specific types of eye contact are melt-able. then i just need to ravage them.

lips. lips. lips. and necks necks necks.

Yes the Edward Cullen mischievous smile. Half crooked and sinister. MOMMA MIA. Throw me on the bed and pump me like a jackhammer!

good god marie.

i'm trying to think what other random shit there is.

burning candles.

I wanted to add, large bodies of water at night. If I'm at a river, a lake, an ocean and it's dark outside and we're mostly alone and there's something to keep the sand off, oh hell yeah.

Also, to add to trespassing, pretty much while I'm committing ANY crime, sound the horn.

- girls who can take the initiative
- girls who can talk dirty
- flaws (hole in a stalking, large nose, gap teeth etc)
- artists who create in the nude
- back alleyways

Certain songs by Annette Hanshaw and Helen Kane. The song Darling Nikki, but the one sang by the Asylum Street Spankers.

YES, trespassing, breaking into abandoned buildings. Perfect horn time

Oh, those donuts?

Eagles of Death Metal makes me horn.

When I see guys with black grease on their hands, like they've been working on a car or doing other "fix-it guy" type stuff.

When I find out "fix-it" guy has an especially large vocabulary.

Baking cookies/brownies on rainy days. Makes me all domestic-horn.

Also, have to agree with Marie about the eat-a-lots.

OMG a sexy library. My number one crush's bookshelf looks like my dream amazon wish list.

Bizzy..it's the Italian in us. We like a guy with a voracious appetite. Means they are like that in the sack too. MEOW!

I still go GAGA over Clark Kent glasses. I know it's fucking cliche but I can't stand it. It makes my you know whats soak all the way through.

A man who can BBQ!!!!!!!!!!

i often find myself experiencing horn at parties/bars/clubs when i am out on the patio. it could be the people out there with me, but i'm going to say that it's patios. balconies too.

When I find out the person I'm interested in knows more about the music I like than I do. HORN TIME.

morning horn!!

- the albums "No Kill No Beep Beep" by Q And Not U and "Leaves Turn Inside You" by Unwound
- anything by Junior Boys
- competition
- girls who geek out and go off for a long time about some esoteric subject they're passionate about
- flirting/messing around in semi-public

Summer camping trips.

When a guy calls me kiddo- I don't look for it, but I swear at some point every guy I have been really into has called me kiddo. Including one ex who was really young.

Camping out. Makes me horn, oh yes.

Ok, so I just cyberstalked arielsara's myspace photos and now I am FULL of HORN!!

Jeepers I'm creepers!

johnny calls me kiddo, it's true.

Two random events that made me horn today:

-While I was running and these guys were checking me out my headphone wire lightly brushed my lip. I found it oddly arousing even though none of them did it for me at all.

-The man spent a couple of hours at his desk tonight, wearing his glasses, looking very seriously through some bills and doing his filing. HOT.

Is it dirty to add someone to your team after they say things about you making them horn?

@arielsara: In entirely good ways.

When ordinary boys get all hyped up and angry about something. Restless, seedy looking fingers. Theatres.

a woman bent over at the hips stepping out of her panties