Really? I think his ears are too big

More ear-surface-area for licking.

to quote the great elvis, "Yes we're all cousins, that's what i believe, Because we're children of adam and eve"..... by this i support you making out with obama even though your now cousins.

Everyone has a hot cousin. His just happens to be me.

We're not all children of Adam and Eve. We're all children of Noah (and his sons, and his sons wives.)

elvis was no theologian, just a poet.

tha happened to me too! does that mean, we're related as well?