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location: media, pa. on a couch. in the dudefriend's apartment.
occupation: getting paid to suck at life. making crafts.
current love: burritos. severe sarcasm.
how do you feel about babies: other people's babies are cute when they SHUT THE HELL UP. jk.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: saved by the bell. always.
favorite curse word: asshat. fucktard.
hos or bros?: none of my girlfriends are hos. i guess they are bros.
do you give money to homeless people?: no. but i buy them sandwiches.
why should i ask you to the prom?: cuz i'z young, i'z single, and i'z luuuuuvz to mingle.

location: my room, my parent's house
occupation: null and void. Get some pity money doing freelance shit.
current love: My boyfriend, honey mustard dressing
How do you feel about babies: they're cute unless you're at a movie theater or on an airplane
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be? NCIS or The X-Files
Favorite curse word: cunthat, mexican jew-lizard
hos or bros: Both.
Do you give money to homeless people: Depends on their schtick.
Why should I ask you to the prom: Cause I'll spike the punch, sexually harass the chaperones, and kick the prom king in the gonads.

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location: home office
occupation: eternal grad student is an occupation, right?
current love: ...
How do you feel about babies: The farther away, the more I like them.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be? Futurama
Favorite curse word: fuck-knuckle
hos or bros: hos, but only if my wife lets me have 'em.
Do you give money to homeless people: Since I worked at a homeless shelter, no.
Why should I ask you to the prom: For the opportunity to lose your virginity in a amusingly demeaning fashion. It involves lemurs.

location: Richmond, CA, ignoring work
occupation: CPA Firm Administrator
current love: Tandoori chicken wraps
how do you feel about babies: Great contraceptive
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: Greys Anatomy
favorite curse word: Fuck
hos or bros?: Bros
do you give money to homeless people?: Nope
why should i ask you to the prom?: Cause I'll take us out to McDonalds and let you get the kids meal so you can keep the toy.

location: Vancouver, BC/state of torpor
occupation: *sigh* accountant-person
current love: my pillow
how do you feel about babies: awww.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: Jeopardy!
favorite curse word: "Thinner!"
hos or bros?: Doritos
do you give money to homeless people?: yes, on occasion
why should i ask you to the prom?: Man, who wouldn't want to be remembered as the kid who brought the 37-year-old accountant to prom?

location: On me arse, in a grey chair, in conference room one, on North Third Street, in Allentown, in Pennsylvania.
occupation: I think it's a combination of babysitting and herding.
current love: Snooze-In, a combination of Valerian and Melatonin, by the Vitamin Shoppe. Also my girlf awww.
how do you feel about babies: I like non-human babies. Also, not to be racist, but I think baby white people are ugly. Others are not!
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
favorite curse word: Fuck. I'm boring.
hos or bros?: Bros, but they aren't all male, mind you.
do you give money to homeless people?: Sometimes.
why should i ask you to the prom?: You shouldn't, because I'll probably want to go play D&D that night.

location: in my bed.
occupation: dancer/student/model/professionally unemployed.
current love: my dannycakes, who is miles and miles away.
how do you feel about babies: cute, cuddly, stinky, take too much time.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: the latest season of lost that keeps crashing my browser on the abc website.
favorite curse word: cunt, fuck.
hos or bros?: bros, dude, bros.
do you give money to homeless people?: no fucking way.
why should i ask you to the prom?: because i can make anyone look good on the dance floor.

location: library :(
occupation: :(
current love: ;(
how do you feel about babies: I love other peoples, I love my cats as such, that is about it.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: Law & Order. I'm way behind.
favorite curse word: shit
hos or bros?: my hoe is my bro.
do you give money to homeless people?: There was this one I gave him money on average about once a week.
why should i ask you to the prom?: I have lots of experience and I spike the punch.

location: a hole in the wall
occupation: taking rich cunts shit
current love: hate
how do you feel about babies: they should be fucking outlawed
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: criminal minds. . .which i'm watching. . .nice
favorite curse word: cunt
hos or bros?: bros
do you give money to homeless people?: no
why should i ask you to the prom?: you shouldn't, proms are for tossers. are you a tosser?

location: a hole in the wall
occupation: taking rich cunts shit
current love: hate
how do you feel about babies: they should be fucking outlawed
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: criminal minds. . .which i'm watching. . .nice
favorite curse word: cunt
hos or bros?: bros
do you give money to homeless people?: no
why should i ask you to the prom?: you shouldn't, proms are for tossers. are you a tosser?

location: my couch, in port fucking richmond, northeast philly.
occupation: sales girl, live-action mannequin a la kim cattrall, & potential student
current: the manpiece, the kitten living under my deck, ballpits
how do you feel about babies: approve of the non-annoying ones, like my bff's kids. they rule. and i'm their aunt, which means i rule.
if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be? pete & pete
favorite curse word: shit
hos or bros?: bros. always.
do you give money to homeless people?: food.
why should i ask you to prom?: i gots killer style and sweet ass moves. plus, i know how to treat a lady right.

~location: my office/video game area, in the woods
~occupation: leaser of cropland/dabbler in various construction trades/wastrel
~current love: the option of really loud or absolute silence in my house, with no one around to disrupt either/great friends within an hour or two's drive whose dramas i am mostly buffered from
~how i feel about babies: not for a few years at least, my best friends 4 month old is a great safe sex advocate
~if i could watch any tv show right now: good ren and stimpy or kids in the hall
~favorite curse word of the moment: balls! or dogcock!
~hos or bros: case by case basis/some of my bros are hos and some of those hos are bros/don't get me involved in your stupid shit if you don't want me to call you a douche
~do you give money to the homeless: maybe some food if i'm drunk, it's been a while since iv'e been in an area with any visible
~why you should ask me to prom: how about i pick you up afterwards? you can dance with other guys if you want, but then we're going camping with a few other couples and some doobs.