I bet they're like "Geeze, our 5 billion neighbors are weird."

They beat on the atmosphere and tell us to keep it down.

They say things like "Earth day? I thought EVERY day was Earth Day. When's Space Station Day?!"

Kay, I'm done. For now.

I lied. What's the point of Arbor day when Earth day just happened?

Everyone plants a tree or does some enviroment good. Then two days later they plant more trees and try to do more good.

Arbor day is just for trees. It's like... Black women get to celebrate black history month AND women's history month.

Or having your birthday on Christmas. The trees get double presents. But then they don't get crap all year. And as any kids with birthdays near Christmas can attest, it's probably closer to 1.5 times the presents.

Kay. Probably done now.