…and more inhabitants of liberal states have heard of BitTorrent. ;-)

Yeah, I saw that. Law-abiding masturbators, how ridic.

I mean, paying for porn? So silly. No wonder the Inland South's economy is in a shambles.

Porn: bringing new meaning to "The South shall rise again!"

well you can only fuck so many of your relatives before you start looking outside the family tree, amirite?

i find porn easier to consume with a healthy dob of sweet chutney and a tall iced tea

whilst wearing my ronald regan belt buckle

hahaaaaaaah

repressed fucks

Hotel porn revenue goes through the roof when the Southern Baptist Convention is in town.

I know, it's ridiculous.