You think you're getting old?

My son is graduating from HIGH SCHOOL in four days.

How old are YOU?

Pretty soon I'll be out of the target demographic of most advertisers.

Pretty soon I'll be out of the target demographic for food and oxygen.

Psh! I'm young and hot!

Jay, we all are. All young and hot.

@Matthew... True!

I'm so old that I just packed up my kitchen and had to stop because of a bad back and a cramp in my foot.

You have a son?

@erica He has a son and a daughter.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!

Things I knew instead: was married, had a vasectomy.

ANYWAY. Congrats on the kid in school!

@erica I have the advantage (and pleasure) of having known him for many many years. :)

I read this first as "I'm sold!"

it was weird. then I giggled.

I'm sold too. no kids, but definitely sold.

What should go here?
icon posted on Tuesday, Jun 7th by Osteocephalic
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