I'd also like to share something deeply private: I am sitting nude on an exercise bouncy ball in front of the computer now in the most NON-erotic way. Like, it's really not very cool/.

dont tease me

Like I just got out of the tub and my skin is lobster red. And I haven't shaved my legs in a couple days. And I didn't use shampoo so my hair is greasy/waxy with leftover product residue. And I'm hunched over with my hands on my knees like I'm watching a soccer game.

Yeah dude just think. All *this* could be coming to an area near you.

like, i don't even have job offerings anywhere near my ass.

literally or figuratively.

... that's so not hot

It's definitely not a guarantee. But I've been temping for them full-time for six months and they seem to like me, as well as the company they pimp me out to.

obviously what you need to do is cut the pimp out of the deal and just work for the company you're currently getting pimped to...? or something

@sb: yeah i've been trying. They won't hire me. I hate them

They'd still give me a good reference though. I think they just don't want to pay for giving us benefits or overtime.

Forget Portland. Stay obsessed with SF. :)

@ajt: I will always be obsessed with SF! I just need a guaranteed way to support myself before I move anywhere. I understand California is in the toilet financially. Unless you know of a couch my dog and I can crash on until the recession is over.