so far i have memorised some adjectives (like fast, slow, heavy, light" etc..), and some adverbs (quickly, slowly).

i also know a bunch of animals...
amusingly... cat = mao ^__^

Oh Adam you are a dreamboat

she already has a partner and a vagina and lives by the lake - so it's nothing like that.

i'm not good at badminton anyway.

i can say biscuit

gah! mandarin = hard

@molly:

hard (as in not easy) = NAN.

hard (as in not soft) = YING.

i am annoying/learning.

@phro:

i can say hello, thank you, and BEAR. (but not beer...)

whats hard is the bloody intonation.

because 5 ways to pronounce every syllable is FUN

ps. get on learning beer. important.

you're all so far better then me

@twigby: what's your REAL name?

^joke^

That seems like good motivation to learn a foreign language.

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