I think the greatest line may be "Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the giraffe. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch."

If you don't like that, have a dick for dinner, yo.

what do they serve for brunch? i may prefer their brunch.

ahahahahahah dick for dinner. everyone knows dicks are for ladies' luncheons only.

@mace - like one of those red hat society events?

Exactly. When I grow old, I shall wear purple and eat dicks.

Hahaha quote of the year

File that under "things I never thought I'd say."

Yet another thread Mace wins.

hhahaha is there an award for winning the internet? b/c mace should have it.

Aw shucks guys.

honestly the line " when i grow old i shall wear purple and eat dicks" will have me rolling for days.