hopefully, they will only ask for $1.50.

let's just say, despite this crappy weather, i know where you are right now and i may be willing to make this happen.

but i think your left eye > regis philbin bobble-head doll.

I AM SO TORN!

I would look pretty durn scary with a bobble-head in my eye socket.

this is true. but i'd prefer to keep all of your current parts where they are.

Dude, don't do it. You'll be trying to enjoy your iced coffee, and your Regis Philbin bobble-head doll will be bobbling around and distracting you from that iced coffee goodness. It'll be a bad scene.

you are probably right. also, I don't think my insurance would cover the surgery.

darlin', i have some iced coffee sitting right in front of me that i'd gladly give you.

THIS JUST IN: ICED COFFEE.

and I didn't have to remove any eyes.

That was the most terrifying mental image. Thanks for that.

OH HEY BRAINFOREST

What should go here?
posted on Friday, Feb 22nd by brainforest
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