I'm pretty sure i'd cause myself the most injury, though.

I end up kicking myself a lot more than you'd think possible.

But who cares, really.

I would stab myself so quick with those.

Plus, I think they would ache to wear by sheer looks, they just looook ouchie.

no kicks to the groin...

This is perfect fodder for If Shoes Could Kill:

http://ifshoescouldkill.com/

You certainly wouldn't be able to play soccer in them. Not that that's what you have in mind anyway.

time to start a foot fetish!

@centro- holy fuck that is my new fav site now. i want all those shoes.

i've seen those Balenciaga shoes before and i LOVE THEM. i would fucking RIDE in them. they're like, 4,000 i think. so, actually, i would hock them- but still. WANT

i do love the spike idea, but the design needs help. still, i'd wear them.

the dogs wouldn't step on your feet with those...