I was with my coworkers/friends Gene and Nick at 7-11. Nick and I were looking at magazines while Gene was purchasing his coffee. (Nick and I had just finished purchasing our wares.) The manager came over to us and addressed Nick: "if you're not going to buy anything, I'd suggest you leave. There have been a rash of robberies, and I tell my employees to press the button and let the police sort it out." Why did we get kicked out? a) because Nick is black. b) because Gene is Russian. c) because Dustin is transluscent.
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posted on Friday, Jan 30th by beyonceknowlesitall
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but you did buy things? that's really weird.
i think it's probably because nick is black though.
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
It was probably your thug-like appearance though, Dustin.
Usually a black guy hanging out with white guys isn't a problem. Weeeeird.
Yeah, our studio is in the Philly burbs, the part where black people don't live, so it was likely because of that. Thing is, Nick and I bought stuff, and Nick was there FOUR TIMES this week to buy coffee or whatever.
Whatever, we're going to go in, have Nick buy something, then have him hang out while I wonder around aimlessly attempting to make up my mind between regular doritos and the cool ranch variety.
He's a bad influence.
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2055/120/46/612826694/n612826694_1828661_511.jpg
Trust me.
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v369/120/46/612826694/n612826694_1499593_6018.jpg
omg get him to dress up like urkel and loiter and see how they like that.
AH LOVE THAT SECOND PIC ESP
Well, that's cause I took that one. ;)
always the cool ranch variety, btw. always.
Noted. Duly.