my roommate was telling us how she beckoned to a guy at a club last night and the fucker hesitated. FINALLY he got came over and they talked for a while. it was rather successful, unltimately, BUT, what the fuck is the matter with dudes? WHY ARE YOU HESITATING WHEN A CUTE GIRL IS CALLING YOU OVER?
WHAT?! I have this plan to drag my friend out to a bar and blatantly hit on awkward guys but if DIMPLEBOT cannot get a man to sit still for a minute, THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE LIKES OF VALKYRIES.
wow. not even, "i have to go b/c it's my brother's birthday BUT I MUST GET YOUR # & EMAIL B/C YOUR SO MUCH FUN AND YOUR FUCKING HOT AND A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST AND I CAN'T STOP THINKNG ABOUT MAKEOUTZ WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR LUSCIOUS LIPS"
yeah, scurvy's right. fella loses it right now. the tribe has spoken.
posted on Sunday, Feb 1st by dimp
and it was HILAR.
We spoke for about 5 minutes. And then he had to bounce to another bar.
I don't have this shit in me anymore - I swear.
he had to bounce to another bar? like, he HAD to. fucking dumbass.
wtf??? was this before you texted me
dude i was on the phone when you did . i have some weird shit to tell u.
also. FUCK DAT GUY
too much work. i am not chasing men anymore. i am an island. they get nothing from me unless they can fucking SWIM.
@AL: Yeah - I got HAMMERED. But I felt some serious LOVE for my woman.
@Brad: I saw him eyeing me a bit when we first arrived. 4 drinks later, I had no shame. He even seemed somewhat engaged.
Then I got "so we're all going to the Brig - it was a pleasure to meet you Leyla"
:(
@pepper: And this has been my theme for almost a year. I thought I should try to break the pattern a little.
But I hear yoU!
Boo! You are fascinating and lovely.
my roommate was telling us how she beckoned to a guy at a club last night and the fucker hesitated. FINALLY he got came over and they talked for a while. it was rather successful, unltimately, BUT,
what the fuck is the matter with dudes? WHY ARE YOU HESITATING WHEN A CUTE GIRL IS CALLING YOU OVER?
goddamn even i was never that retarded.
(she's adorable, btw.)
WHAT?! I have this plan to drag my friend out to a bar and blatantly hit on awkward guys but if DIMPLEBOT cannot get a man to sit still for a minute, THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THE LIKES OF VALKYRIES.
This is simply preposterous. I revoke that man's dick immediately
wow. not even, "i have to go b/c it's my brother's birthday BUT I MUST GET YOUR # & EMAIL B/C YOUR SO MUCH FUN AND YOUR FUCKING HOT AND A GREAT CONVERSATIONALIST AND I CAN'T STOP THINKNG ABOUT MAKEOUTZ WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR LUSCIOUS LIPS"
yeah, scurvy's right. fella loses it right now. the tribe has spoken.
Yeah - and I even had a wingman, my pal Matt. Who we blatantly said was engaged. Also, my intro line was GOOD.
Are we all just lazy?
what you mean we, injun? you gotta mouse in your pocket? i assure you i would not have let such an opportunity pass.
also, what was your intro line?