@Combustible Monkey I'd be more inclined to call the local fire station and let them know. If there were a fire they'd smash up his car to move it, maybe they'd make time to do the same for a fire drill or false alarm.
The problem with calling the police is that they'd never get there before he left.
I like to idea of setting his car on fire and then watching the sympathetic faces of the fire department as they try to put it out using cups of water and boxes of baking soda, claiming they couldn't get to the fire hydrant.
@Make Art Yeah, see - anything I do to his car there will not go over so well with the kids. This was the first morning I caught him without Spencer by my side.
By which I mean take pics of his illegally parked car every time he does it and then have fun complaining to the police, fire dept., P.T.A., school administration--
No, wait. That's not what I meant. I meant FINISH HIM!
@Reamworks SKG People who drive $9000 Kias do not generally think they are above the law. Every morning, a hundred or so parents drop their kids off in front of the school, and none of them park in front of the hydrant. Only this asshole. He truly thinks he is better than everyone else.
posted on Wednesday, Mar 25th by soulcamp
call the cops on him and spit on the door handle.
put a swastika sticker on his license plate.
This sounds like a job for Mr. Nine Iron...
Or a crow bar.
"Do you see what happens Larry?!!"
Follow him home, break into his garage in the middle of the night, and piss on his leather seats.
Smash window, open hydrant. Don't be seen.
break his back, humble him, and then fuck him in the ass.
I think "calling the cops" is the most logical combination of effective, legal and passive-aggressive.
you could maybe empty in a bottle of washing up liquid too, but given that kind of foamy vandalism would probably set a bad example to the children.
Can you rent a monster truck?
@Combustible Monkey I'd be more inclined to call the local fire station and let them know. If there were a fire they'd smash up his car to move it, maybe they'd make time to do the same for a fire drill or false alarm.
Report him as a drunk driver.
Or a pedophile.
The problem with calling the police is that they'd never get there before he left.
I like to idea of setting his car on fire and then watching the sympathetic faces of the fire department as they try to put it out using cups of water and boxes of baking soda, claiming they couldn't get to the fire hydrant.
I was seriously tempted to put a foot-sized dent in his door this morning, but there are just too many people around.
@Make Art Yeah, see - anything I do to his car there will not go over so well with the kids. This was the first morning I caught him without Spencer by my side.
I could follow him to work...
Take pictures showing the viloation and the license plate. Give it to the principal of the school and let him handle the situation.
FINISH HIM!
By which I mean take pics of his illegally parked car every time he does it and then have fun complaining to the police, fire dept., P.T.A., school administration--
No, wait. That's not what I meant. I meant FINISH HIM!
Ninja'ed!
What difference does it make if it's a $150,000 Mercedes or a $9000 Kia?
@Reamworks SKG People who drive $9000 Kias do not generally think they are above the law. Every morning, a hundred or so parents drop their kids off in front of the school, and none of them park in front of the hydrant. Only this asshole. He truly thinks he is better than everyone else.
@Reamworks SKG There's a reason why hummers are the most ticketed models on the road.
Get the kids in your son's class to go nuts on his car with paint and turn it into a hippie-mobile.
*I* drive an economy car and I think I'm above the law! That's what us liberal elitists do!
Convertible? Ciggy flicked out the window has done me good in the past..