I've gotten started here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgfkedKbtTZXGtZ_AdL5UNXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110812190822AARnJaU

My only fear is that it might actually come out as desired.

I'm really trying to help this kid succeed in college:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110812192339AA6cja7

This was funnier when we did it to help.com.

And even then that wasn't very funny.

I don't even know where to begin on this one:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20110812193936AAsb4bO

I tried walking a fine line here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110812202000AAI2JbD

My God, it's full of stars!

http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=Aj9LLbKDBI.jfGkIgZMeo64Yxgt.;_ylv=3?sid=396545307&link=list

how do i rate advice? do I have to make a membership?

I've gotta do one! in the spirit of these Game Of Thrones books

You need a Yahoo profile, but they'll let you log in with Google or Facebook credentials too, so you don't need to create a totally new account. Apparently they don't let you rate until you reach level 2. You get points just for answering, so I guess you have to answer for a little while before you can rate.

okay- i remembered my yahoo account info - now I need to answer some stuff.

I HAVE AN ANNOYING STOMACH CRAMP

Maybe you're pregnant. These experts can help you figure out for sure:

http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AiywPZ7cAj3.QKPxtsbpO8F97hR.;_ylv=3?sid=396546051&link=list

does having a baby hurt as much as breaking a leg?

HAHAHAHA. that's actually a really good question

I think I got a little carried away here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110812225800AAsea3g

HAHAHAHHAHAAA!

omg, that was a masterpiece!