Dress as a troll doll, obvs.

I will be needing a LOT of hair gel. And a nude bodysuit.

talk only in memes!

awkward cosplay of a character you made up, refuse to speak in anything but broken english with a russian accent.

Frantically wink at everyone you meet.

LOVING these ideas. I should definitely affect an accent.

BREAK OUT SOUTHERN VAL!

Wow, an awkward southern russian troll with a facial tic. You will get laid 15 times in the first hour.

Easily.

Oooh, I will have something to talk about: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091104/ap_en_ot/us_obit_sheldon_dorf

garden gnome!

This...sounds...so...awful...do tell us all about it.

Can I show up to woo you?

I haven't left the house yet and can't get in touch with either of my friends I was gonna go with so...SURE.

What should go here?
icon posted on Wednesday, Nov 4th by valkyrie blondhaar
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