I'm sorry if you two feel violated- I didn't MEAN to imagine you as a couple!

I like the idea of Mister_Darcy as a dapper inventor of weapons.

How come dream arenas are never "kill or be fed a nice dinner"? For that matter, how come real arenas aren't like that?

@Bustie: Me, too! And he was very dapper.
@-j.: next, at 9, Five contestants enter. All five of them leave again, only one gets a piece of cake and the other ones have to eat raw potatoes.

Also, dream Nomi was wearing a lovely turquoise dress and I further pontificated to Darcy about how beautiful she was and how I was happy they were in love and he should keep her safe instead of worrying about his harpoon-with-gps or whatever it was.

So- dream me is kinda like the old guy in westerns?

@Xenu: I am not a big fan of cake and would honestly consider eating the potato. I don't have to kill anyone, do I?

This dream sounds kind of epic.

You don't have to kill anyone, but if you do decide to, you have to ask permission first.
"Excuse me, Bustie? May I attempt to kill you with this harpoon-with-gps designed by dapper dream Mister_Darcy?"
"No, I'm kind of busy, here, if it's all the same. Maybe some other time?"
"Oh, all right. Thanks anyway!"

@bustie: it was, actually, kind of awesome. Even if I DID wake up this morning groaning at my own cheesy lines.

My subconscious needs a crack team of writers.

o_o

This is the best dream ever. It very much trumps my stupid dream in which a malevolent octopus was poisoning members of a family one by one in a weird flooded room.

@Mace: Whoa there, I beg to differ! Any dream about a malevolent octopus wins by DEFAULT.

Xenu: your subconscious is weird but I don't feel violated.

Bustie: of course its epic! Similar to The Time Machine... but not. Same theme kind of deal about losing someone to a grander "mission." I suppose if one were in a thunderdome/ fight club/battle royale scenario... but if one were to harpoon a malevolent octopus to save a damsel in a blue dress it would be equally awesome.

OK I AM THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET. THE FIRST TO HARPOON A MALEVOLENT GIANT OCTOPUS AND BRING IT TO MY FEET GETS THE BROAD.

I for one approve of dreams with GPS-enabled harpoon weaponary, esp. if I help make it.

As for the MisterDarcy-NomiMaybe pairing, well we'd be pretty awesome looking based on the fact she always dressed wonderfully and supposedly I'm dapper at times. So that's a plus. But even if its a gross idea (like eww, girls!), the whole idea of wacky gadgets and "kill or be killed" arena with church people makes this an awesome dream. An epic dream.

@Nomi & Darcy: Ok, now that you're both here, we must reshoot this dream. Bustie will write the screenplay. Go!