oh man. run for the hills.

kids is expensive. but i WILL have a tiny son with a mohawk and awesome sneakers at one point. i swear it.

@skanko--exactly! little hipster baby!

i know that i won't have kids for a long, long time, if ever... but today i've got the fever!

Don't deny that you kind of like old dudes.

oh yeah definitely, no kids for a while. but when i eventually do have one, if i do, he will RULE.

i'll have your babies.

HAHAHAH. i didn't realize you were talking to miss dudette for a minute there and i was like "well shit, thats the best offer i've had all month" :-p

haha, i just want to have babies when i see cute pregnant ladies. i think my ovaries hate me.

read and willing and I already call you little mama...

@josh--first to admit it.

@jessita--plz! we would be terrifying if pregnant together. ew, not thinking about it.

@sharon--yes! but only up to a point--huge bellies look too cumbersome to be cute.

@jesse--duh. also, the tattoo looks awesome!

yo x.

anger rising...

i think he's gonna hulk out...

Nah, he's getting FURIOUS.

dudes, I got a fucking butterfly tsttoo... I mean business!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MihonWEavUA

there's mucus leaking out of my ear, does that deter anyone?

Johnny's drunk.

Wait that looked more typo'd the first time I saw it.

NEVERMIND.

Ok maybe he is drunk.

REGARDLESS, INFECTED EAR OVER HERE. more grave things to worry about!

sleep on that side. and use a pillow case you don't care for anymore. hopefully itll drain a bit.

oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS. or whatever it is.

belated merry christmas to you, too, skanko! and thanks for the advice--luckily, i'm past the gooey stage.