You have a rat too? Weird.

I love olives.

And being by myself.

I do. Her name is Charlie and I pretend that she is a boy.

Mine's name is Lucy and I was going to name her a boy name, but I found I couldn't bring myself to do that. Because I think she'd know the difference.

I feel that way too sometimes.

Bugs and spiders.

Bugs I don't mind so much, but spiders make me squeal.

Oh, and GUNS. I also like guns.

Guns kill, and that's why they're fascinating.

Mine don't, mine just blow shit up.