Naw, the kids are my nephews do I can't booze them up like stanger babies .... I think I will just have to have on on either hip and drink my manhattans through a straw.
... Dagnabbit, I guess I kind of do... Last night at work a coworker came in with her screaming one month old granddaughter, let me hold her, fell right asleep..
I guess I have like, magic baby attracting and calming powers.
posted on Monday, Apr 5th by beck poppins
if you WERE marry poppins you'd get a kick ass umbrella... JUST SAYING
Why can't I get a talking bird umbrella and get tipsy? Oh ya.... FUI.... Flying under the influnce...
And you know that parrot head would rat me out.
"yes*squawk* she had a few"
"shut your cakehole, umbrella".
Well, if you let the kids left in your charge be caught with, say, champagne, then no one will ever ask you to watch their kids again!
Naw, the kids are my nephews do I can't booze them up like stanger babies .... I think I will just have to have on on either hip and drink my manhattans through a straw.
i'm with jasoan here. booze it up and the problem will solve itself.
Oh ya, one of the babies is the bride's baby, so mama can't come to her baby's rescue if I get tanked.
if this happened to me i'd use the kids to help me pick up women!
A boy with a baby on his hip = B'AAAAWWW, wook at da Baboo and how nice he is with it
A girl with a baby and a toddler, both who look like here due to strong poppins genes = poor single mother...
that why i said if it happened to ME!
Lucky bastard...
so, basically... you DO look like Mary Poppins?
... Dagnabbit, I guess I kind of do... Last night at work a coworker came in with her screaming one month old granddaughter, let me hold her, fell right asleep..
I guess I have like, magic baby attracting and calming powers.
@beck poppins Ha. I meant more that Mary Poppins would TOTALLY drink while watching the chillens.