when creeps try to get up in my business, I usually hit them. I throw a really mean punch.

I had a dream the other night that a guy creeped on me so I grabbed the nearest pair of scissors and slashed his face. No lie.

I said this already on here, but this dude who gave me a ride home from the strip club last night totally put his hand up my skirt and tried to fingerbang me when I went to hug him to thank him for the ride he gave me. I decked him. You have to fucking ask permission. Yeesh.

@Seemingly Satanic: Ew. At him, obviously, not you.